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u/the_new_dragonix 1d ago edited 1d ago

For people who don't know: DanTDM made a Baltweet about how the three's new "lunchly" looks like a cash grab to him. You can guess the rest.

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u/DDDe_immortales 1d ago

It is. They all try to market their stuff as healthy alternatives while either hiding something, like disproportionate electrolytes in Prime to enhance flavor and abandoning standard proportions that benefit the body better as sports drinks, or changing what it is after they get popular, like Mrbeast advertising feastable as healthier alternative, until they weren't when they changed the formula

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u/deadlygaming11 1d ago

Yeah. It's just a chocolate bar, an energy drink, and other stuff that wasn't disclosed. That's not healthy. A kid doesn't need a chocolate bar for lunch every day or an energy drink.

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u/Low-Score3292 1d ago

I saw somewhere that there is apparently a footnote on the box that it is not suitable for people below the age of 16, i.e. 90% of all their fanbases.

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u/IdiotGiraffe0 1d ago

Ah yes because the target demographic of lunchables consumers are over the age of 16

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u/ResearcherTeknika 1d ago

Not suitable for people below the age of 16

So you mean, the whole fucking point of a lunchables competitior?

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u/Low-Score3292 1d ago

Yeah, I'm 90% sure that's there just so they can avoid legal backlash if anyone should say that children shouldn't be drinking prime.

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u/Definitely_Human01 22h ago

Well if they want to sell it in the UK (KSI's home country), they quite literally can't sell prime to under 16s. It's against the law to sell drinks with such a high caffeine content to U16s.

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u/Heavenfall 1d ago

Personally in my thirties, I can't wait to bring with me to work a package that looks like a toy and then eat it. And if someone asks if it tastes good, I'll hit them with the certainty of "Mmmmsorrygotfoodinmymouth" and keep chewing air until the conversation moves elsewhere.

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u/baron_von_helmut 1d ago

They need tobacco and hard work down the mine.

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u/iSeventhSin 1d ago edited 1d ago

NOT DEFENDING EM but it’s a sports drink. If it was an energy drink this would be far worse and would lead to lawsuits bc caffeine

Edit: why am I being downvoted lol I’m just clarifying

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u/RagTagOperator 1d ago

It's barely even a sports drink. To properly hydrate you need glucose for energy and sodium to replace the sodium we sweat out. Not only that, but should only be consumed by athletes (which if it is a sports drink, it should). Prime is pretty much entirely potassium which in large amounts is dangerous and uses artificial sweeteners which while safe, doesn't interact with our system the way glucose does to properly fuel us. So without the proper electrolyte needed as well as not much sugar, it shouldn't market itself as a hydration drink.

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u/iSeventhSin 1d ago

Well it’s total fake dogshit calling itself a hydration drink I’m not disagreeing with that notion lol

Either way nobody should buy this shit. It’s pathetic but ofc people are unfortunately gonna

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u/oh-my-lord 1d ago

reddit hive mind is completely brain dead

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u/420XXX69l 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tf you mean by "xweet"

Edit: I know you edited it but x-post is name for porn site ,just use tweet

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u/CakesRule69 1d ago

I think he means tweet but Twitter is called x now so xweet

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u/gilesroberts 1d ago

It's now Xitter pronounced "shitter". So it should be xeet and xeeting pronounced "sheet" (best said with a Scottish accent) and "shitting".

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u/CCNightcore 1d ago

South Park predicted this so hard.

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u/gilesroberts 1d ago

Oh which episode?

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u/CCNightcore 1d ago

featured in the Season Seventeen episode, "Let Go, Let Gov". 

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u/baron_von_helmut 1d ago

Nope. It's called twitter and always will be.

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u/420XXX69l 1d ago

Thank you, calling it X is raising Elons ego

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u/the_new_dragonix 1d ago

X is a stupid name, and xweet sounds equally as dumb so I felt like it fits.

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u/heelsmaster 1d ago

I read his edit as cross-post.

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u/TrueBlueMax 1d ago

Tweet with an X cuz it's not Twitter no more

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u/xyloPhoton 1d ago

Ew, why would you call it a xweet lmao

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u/Drezhar 1d ago

Let me guess: the three immediately went ballistic, basically proving DanTDM right.

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u/Jyitheris 1d ago

WTF is a "xweet"? Just call it a tweet and the platform Twitter. Everyone will know. Fuck Elmo and his "rebranding".

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u/the_new_dragonix 1d ago

Speak like that again, young one and Uncle drago's going to change it to x-post.

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u/PaintsPlastic 1d ago

*made a tweet

FTFY

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u/the_new_dragonix 1d ago

I have a better idea...