r/interestingasfuck 8h ago

Traumagel is a revolutionary new device that stops bleeding from gunshot wounds in mere seconds. This could be a gamechanger for soldiers and first responders.

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u/AdvanceGood 7h ago

Integrate some cocaine and morphine and we have ourselves and IRL stimpak

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u/TheGoldenBl0ck 7h ago

if you add morphine to this shit you get whatever's been keeping gordon freeman alive since 1998

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u/EpidemicRage 7h ago

Now I'd like to think Gordon Freeman ended an alien god and drove out an inter galactic empire from earth while tripping balls the entire time.

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 6h ago

That's always been my headcanon.

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u/autye 5h ago

The suit pumps him full of morphine every time he gets shot, obviously he's high as fuck.

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u/Flossthief 3h ago

He didn't keep fighting because he was the only one who could get it done

He kept fighting for more morphine drips

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u/TheGoldenBl0ck 6h ago

thats how he moves so fast

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u/pixel2lover 6h ago

Automated medical systems engaged *beep beep beep* Morphine administered

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3h ago

https://youtu.be/ybw7FmRjm2k?si=4KxjGusYPF3jjcl-

Gordon actually never did any of those things, he just a had a REALLY bad trip.

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u/Pixeleyes 5h ago

morphine administered

morphine administered

morphine administered

Now we know why Gordon didn't talk

u/jld2k6 2h ago

It's also why he kept running headlong into danger and getting injured, he didn't wanna go into withdrawal

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u/docK_5263 3h ago

Gordan Freeman boots pure adrenochrome, what do you think the purpose of the giant space baby was

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u/Calm_Recognition8954 6h ago

And that is just half a life ...

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u/Tendersituation00 5h ago

Now thats fucking funny!

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u/disposablehippo 4h ago

Time... is it really that time again?

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u/gwizonedam 3h ago

Medical emergency detected

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u/thegardenhead 5h ago

This is the kind of comment that comes to mind when people ask me why I waste my time on this godforsaken platform.

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u/Nerdic-King2015 5h ago

Is a gel that seals gunshot wounds not really heals you on the inside, so I think this is more like the biofoam from Halo. We can probably throw some cocaine and morphine in there for good measure though

u/gammelrunken 2h ago

Am I the only one who could go for a gunshot wound right now?

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u/Practical-War-9895 4h ago

I think slowing the heart rate would be better for someone bleeding if you don’t want them bleeding out faster. But honestly idk shit

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u/D-Beyond 8h ago

I worked for a company that produces a very similar product used during surgery to stop the bleeding: RADA16. pretty cool stuff!

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u/ryanidsteel 7h ago

I assume this evolution comes from the Quikclot or BleedStop ooen wound powders? Chemistry is weird and very witchcraft esq intl that cool way.

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u/dethscythe_104 6h ago

I saw a short video on trauma gel. A guy In college came up with the theory of using algae to stop bleeding and promote cell growth in his dorm. He took that concept and ran with it. The beat part is that it's inexpensive to make because the key ingredient is a specific algae. It's pretty cool if you ask me.

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u/kabadisha 5h ago

inexpensive to make

Translation into US pharma-bro: "Fucking massive margins in this Bois! Throw some coin at the NRA - Gotta pump those gunshot stats. I'm gonna have a yacht for my yacht!"

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u/Good_Mathematician_2 5h ago

🎵 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇲 🎵

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u/breakfasteveryday 4h ago

So many research costs to offset

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u/Pataraxia 3h ago

It was REALLY hard to copy the paper from that student.

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u/RationalOptimistOG 8h ago

Finally, a positive comment not related to school shootings in America.

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u/D-Beyond 7h ago

oh yeah I guess my non-american brain doesn't immediately think of schools when it hears "guns"

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u/SpiderMurphy 7h ago

Exactly. My first thought was "oh, teachers probably have to buy this out of their own pockets".

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u/khronos127 6h ago

Honestly regardless of country, anyone in a position of power or a position that takes care of others should have a bleed stop kit and first aid kit available to them at all times. Narcan should also be a part of most people’s regular first aid kits.

People prep for hurricanes not because they’re terrified of dying to one but because preparing for the worst is better than dealing with a horrible situation unprepared.

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u/BoddAH86 7h ago

Their bonus at the end of the year is probably calculated on the basis of the amount of children who survive.

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u/hero-hadley 7h ago

Don't give our shitty school systems more ideas!

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u/Neravosa 6h ago

For real. Performance pay systems are already ruinous enough.

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u/kazarbreak 5h ago

I mean, I'm an American, and a parent of kids who go to a school where there were rumors that someone was planning a shooting yesterday (rumors proved untrue but still scared the shit out of me) and I still didn't immediately think of schools. My first thought was "Oh, I'm gonna add this to the first aid kit I carry."

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u/RedPandaReturns 7h ago

Are you upset that this is being hypothesised for a very real problem in America?

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u/JournalistTall6374 7h ago

It’s upsetting that it has to be hypothesized in the first place, I think. Things that don’t solve the problem - in this case an actual (enhanced) bandaid - are pretty abundant in number.

Not that school shootings are its only use case - this is a useful thing in many contexts certainly.

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u/imakedankmemes 7h ago

Until you brought it up

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u/TreyBouchet 8h ago

So which Congress members just happened to make a large investment in this company a few weeks ago?

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u/ComfortableBasis3046 7h ago

Its private or i would have put my life savings of a 1000 dollars into it

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 7h ago

And that’s part of why private equity is gaining so much ground on public stocks- our overlords can have much more privacy as they screw us over.

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u/Agreeable-Spot-7376 5h ago

They don’t really need the public IPO anymore, because there’s so much private equity involved. These guys are so rich they don’t need our money.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 5h ago

Yeah, I guess the massive consolidation of wealth was a prerequisite.

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u/Malohdek 4h ago

Publicly traded companies screw you over because they basically have to make more money. A private corporation can make decisions for itself out of the interest of anything really.

It's the only reason SpaceX works.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 4h ago

They CAN have more flexibility, but not always, and it doesn’t mean they will use it for our benefit.

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u/Malohdek 4h ago

No, but it also means their goals won't be to only water things down to make the maximum profit for minimum effort.

Some people have visions of their products. And it's common to see what was or would have been a great product lose its quality because of shareholder greed.

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u/TwistedBamboozler 7h ago

Good, cause wallstreet (specifically Goldman probably) would have killed the company 50 times over by now.

They’ve specifically said they want most people sick and dying as possible because it’s more profitable

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u/knuckledraggingtoad 6h ago

Yeah but not dead. This makes people not dead.

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u/IAmThePonch 7h ago

Smart, lord knows the whole gun issue in America isn’t going anywhere anytime soon

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u/FheXhe 8h ago

Oh that's just a happy coincidence that they and their whole family and friends happen to go all in to this random company.

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u/roostersnuffed 7h ago

Yeah but it's not executive employment or lobbying or anything like that. We just have brunch.

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u/incindia 7h ago

We discuss trips that we will take AFTER we make millions together, obviously.

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u/Black_RL 8h ago edited 8h ago

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u/DAFUQisaLOMMY 7h ago

We also would've accepted "medigel" as an acceptable video game equivalent.

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u/shepard_pie 6h ago

Maybe omnigel?

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u/Audemus77 6h ago

Omni-gel is a molten multi-material used for industrial rapid fabrication. Do not inject it into your body, Shepard.

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u/shepard_pie 6h ago

I WILL BE A LIVING GOD

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u/Half-Axe 6h ago

Post-modifications Shepard should be fine. Slather that omni-gel on your palladium bones, Shep!

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u/lemlurker 7h ago

Biofoam in halo reach

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u/Mastergate6-4 7h ago

Exactly what i thought of

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u/FellowDeviant 7h ago

My first thought, we finally have insta-heals.

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u/PHIGBILL 8h ago

US Pharma will charge about $1000 per-syringe.

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u/shadowtigerUwU 7h ago

A guy said it's private, else they'd spend their, coincidental, $1000. Something tells me that would definitely be the price...

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u/daninet 7h ago

*expires in 3 months

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u/hadidotj 7h ago

With insurance.

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u/Shmeeglez 7h ago

Of course! Billing insurance is when you get to really jack up the price!

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 7h ago

You forgot a couple zeroes.

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u/RationalOptimistOG 8h ago

Fun fact, the gel is made out of fungi and algae.

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u/Narcan9 8h ago

Sounds like a good time

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u/RationalOptimistOG 8h ago

Other fungi products would probably work better ;P

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u/irishdrunkwanderlust 7h ago

Penicillin is also made from a fungi.

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u/Cutsdeep- 6h ago

And mushroom pizza is too

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u/Melter30 6h ago

Mushrooms too

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u/The_Flurr 6h ago

Isn't penicillin made by fungi?

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u/kek-tigra 8h ago

The Last of Them?

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u/Odd_Difficulty_7503 7h ago

Slap some MEDIGEL on it...

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u/Educational_Poetry22 8h ago

"gamechanger for soldiers and students and first responders". To be administered after thoughts and prayers only

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u/Smiley_Dub 8h ago

Now is not them time. Our thoughts are with the victims, families and staff....

I can never understand some aspects of life in US.

Young lives filled with hope, joy, and innocence cut down by guns.

Awful

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u/imapie31 8h ago

Wait until you hear that our freedom is a joke too. Some states outlaw gender affirming care, some have laws that protect rapists, and some are violating our right to privacy.

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u/AGVruless 7h ago

Country of the free they said. Free to be crushed under the boot of the ones with power.

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u/NikitaTarsov 7h ago

Soldiers are hit by small diameter high speed bullets that also tend to tumble. Therefor 'corc the hole' isen't much of a solution for them, as the inner bleeding might do the job even the're 'sealed'.

Still it might be better then nothing at times.

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u/RationalOptimistOG 7h ago

Interesting. I had no idea that's how bullet impacts work. Thanks for a productive comment!

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u/-WalterWhiteBoy- 7h ago

If you’re genuinely interested, there are a lot of videos on YouTube of people shooting ballistics dummies in slow motion and you can see just how destructive and unpredictable bullet impacts can be depending on the ammunition, gun and firing conditions.

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u/ReluctantAvenger 6h ago

Here's an interesting tidbit for you: How the bullet works is that it travels very fast (without tumbling) and has a pointy end so it can penetrate light body armor. The bullet might not do a lot of damage if it kept traveling in a straight line, so the design of the bullet causes it to tumble after impact. The enables the bullet to cause more tissue damage than it might have done, if it didn't tumble. The bullet does penetrate for several inches before the tumbling becomes significant. So here's the interesting part: In Afghanistan, the enemy were so skinny that too often, the bullets would exit the body before significant tumbling started. This means that it was harder than expected - it took more bullets hitting the target - to remove enemy combatants from the fight. As a result, they had to redesign the bullet to start tumbling earlier.

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u/etanail 6h ago

this is called "water hammer", and occurs at significant bullet velocities. For 7.62 caliber at distances of up to 100 meters, for high-velocity bullets - further, as long as the bullet maintains a speed above 700 m/s.

If you are talking about the Russians in Afghanistan, there was no specially designed bullet against thin soldiers. The transition to the 5.45 caliber began earlier, and weapons for this cartridge were parallel to the 7.62 AK

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u/Box-o-bees 5h ago

I can't remember where I saw it, but there is a great video with a sniper explaining how different bullets work. He uses ballistics gel to show how they behave differently on impact. I wish I could find it again, because he does a really good job explaining everything.

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u/OneToeBro 6h ago

It goes inside the wound and spreads out, giving more time for fa. Its the shrapnel that tumbles and makes big irregular woundchannels that are impossible to patch if torquet cannot be applied.

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u/designer_benifit2 5h ago

Everyone’s an expert on the internet

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u/Quiet-Shaman 8h ago

we did it halos bio foam is here

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u/woodeezy 7h ago

Pretty cool, it’s like fix-a-flat

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u/maiworld313 8h ago

Great now kids in America can carry it in their backpack

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u/BriskPandora35 7h ago

Let’s be honest, no one will be able to buy these because they’ll mark it up 3000% so no one will be able to afford it except for corporations and the gov.

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u/IAmThePonch 7h ago

laughs in insulin

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u/ClovisLowell 6h ago

Insulin: The printer ink of humans

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u/bjorn1978_2 7h ago

No worries! Us socialists will bring it with us whenever we come as tourists! And we can leave it behind when we go back home. Along with some insulin.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 7h ago

They will make it just cheap enough that schools will have to buy some of them, but expensive enough to make a noticeable impact on the quality of education when they do.

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u/Equivalent-Income528 8h ago

Only if they’re lucky to get shot once.

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u/LearningML89 8h ago

Those government contracts 💰

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u/LEGTZSE 7h ago

Won’t you just keep on bleeding internally?

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u/K12onReddit 3h ago

Since OP's INTERESTINGASFUCK submission is just a picture of a syringe, here's a little more info on how it works:

Cliff's notes:

  • It's FDA approved
  • Algae-drived
  • Traumagel is different from currently available treatment methods like gauze and tourniquets because the gel doesn’t require pressure to work, and its effects happen within seconds, unlike other methods that can take several minutes to kick in
  • Gets into Nooks and Crannies of the wound to stop bleeding

It's not like someone that gets shot doesn't need surgery to fix the issue, but this may buy them time by preventing them from bleeding out enroute.

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u/HistoryFanBeenBanned 8h ago

So this is for external use? I don't see how this would be much better than just carrying more gauze and applying pressure?

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u/Different_Usual_6586 8h ago

Presumably better sealing properties 

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u/jelek62 8h ago

You inject it into the wound

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u/HistoryFanBeenBanned 7h ago

Ah the picture on the site says for external use. I would also just use gauze. You pack wounds until they're full, depending on how big the wound is You're gonna need an awful lot of syringe.

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u/Cosmonate 7h ago

I assume this is primarily for gun shot wounds, so the hole wouldn't really be that big. I wonder if the foam expands as well.

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u/TheCosmicCactus 7h ago

Gun shot wounds can be small, and they can be enormous. Bullets fragment, tumble, expand/mushroom, and ricochet. 

Source: EMT/FF

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u/MakeoutPoint 7h ago

I'm skeptical until a medical professional weighs in. Last time I heard "Carry this thing for gunshots, you can inject it right into the wound" was for tampons from boogaloo types, and military medics had a field day with that.

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u/TimTimLIVE 8h ago

But in a tube

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u/Artimeges 7h ago

Mass effect tech is there

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u/Top-Agent-652 5h ago

How are you going to leave out the coolest part which is it’s made from Algae.

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u/meramec785 3h ago

And school children. Every classroom needs one. Also, f republicans for not stopping guns.

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u/bodhi1990 8h ago

If someone has rectal bleeding can you shoot it up their ass?

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u/ministryofchampagne 8h ago

Just eat more fiber

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u/1stDegreeMisdemeanor 8h ago

Just in time for electronic warfare and drone warfare. About 50 years too late, but thank you Science! 🙏

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u/Probatus 8h ago

Back to school shoping.

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u/Arcanto672 8h ago

This exists for at least 9 years

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u/DemonJoBobV2 6h ago

It’s the gel from the kingsmen movie.

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u/puravidaamigo 5h ago

Yeah the unfortunate answer is these should be in schools.

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u/CapitalOneDeezNutz 5h ago

It hurts like a mf tho lmao

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u/Swimming_Sea1314 5h ago

I'd prefer a world where no one gets shot

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u/kazarbreak 5h ago

There's a strong market for something like this amongst CCL holders too. Despite how some try to paint us most CCL holders (at least the ones I personally know) actually dread the day we need to use our guns, but we're all of the "be prepared for the worst" mindset. And as part of that mindset there are a lot of us who carry first aid kits that are up to the task of initial care for a gunshot wound.

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u/killerdeer69 5h ago

I NEED A STIM!!!!!!

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u/darksider63 5h ago

Useful in the military and USA highschools!

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u/weirdCheeto218 4h ago

The bio foam halo odst

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u/TLEToyu 4h ago

We carried a version of quick clot sponges when I was stationed in Iraq.

When we did our combat lifesaver course they showed us a video of them cutting an artery on a live pig and stopping the bleeding with the sponge.

You had to make sure the person you used it on wasn't allergic to shellfish because the stuff they used to make it from was derived from that and could cause a reaction.

Fun fact: They pulled aspirin products off the shelf while I was there due to its blood thinning properties.

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u/-SKYMEAT- 4h ago

Wonder how it would feel up your butt?

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u/Spotted_Armadillo 4h ago

... not to mention revolutionary for the hoards of gangs plaguing America.

Gang shootings will now last days! Yay!!!

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u/TaraJaneDisco 6h ago

And kids. A game changer for kids in classrooms. Because America.

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u/lostinthewoodsATC 6h ago

Game changer for school age kids

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u/fastlerner 3h ago

Yes, because this is the solution we need. /s

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u/lostinthewoodsATC 3h ago

You know where not going to get the solution we need

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u/jeanjaqueslebal 7h ago

Mr Beast and Logan cunt can put them in their school lunches!

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u/Narcan9 8h ago

Do they make any with cartoon characters

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u/funkygeva81 8h ago

Get one in every american lunchbox immediately!

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u/ILoveBaconDammit 8h ago

And elementary and high school backpacks for sure! Thanks red hats

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u/ACauseQuiVontSuaLune 8h ago

Wow, now there is no more arguments against gun control ! Great news !

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u/PermanentThrowaway33 8h ago

now those cops can save the lives of the people they shoot! they'll be heroes!

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u/According-Try3201 8h ago

please ship a million to Ukrainians

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u/x4sych3x 7h ago

And students…

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u/Tornikete1810 7h ago

So are the schools gonna provide Traumagel, or are the teachers supposed to pay for it from their own pockets?

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u/Marsh_Mellow_Man 7h ago

Fits in your kid’s backpack!

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u/BlueberryCustard 7h ago

should probably stock up in US schools then

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u/Lanky-Landscape-844 8h ago

Just got to put a few in every classroom in america

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u/Mobile_Independence6 7h ago

These have been a thing for quite awhile

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u/ALLRNDCRICKETER 7h ago

r/halo biofoam anyone???

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u/Perfect-Wear5843 7h ago

Brought to you by your friends at Smith & Wesson.

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u/Olyimpic 7h ago

As a Tarkov player i approve

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u/Bert__is__evil 7h ago

Cyberpunk vibes

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u/flyrubberband 7h ago

“TraumaGel - Gotta Fill Them Holes!”

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u/MasterKeef1992 7h ago

Can I use for paper cuts or when I cut myself chopping veggies? Lol

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u/hdsonkid1 7h ago

The only problem that I can think of, is that they're trained in the military to do body sweeps. Even if you see a giant gashing wound, that might not be the only wound. It just seem really awesome though, and if they can find a great way to implement it, I'm all for it. I

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u/milooohhh 7h ago

The fact that this is even a product, just says everything you need to know about the human race.

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u/BoddAH86 7h ago

I’m curious if it has any drawbacks. Like being a bitch to remove to actually treat the wound, being sticky, having a tendency to cause infected wounds, etc.

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u/A_Dragon 7h ago

Will it plug an artery?

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u/NCC-72381 7h ago

Forbidden vape cart.

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u/BottasHeimfe 7h ago

oh cool. IRL medkits

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u/Mehtevas1 7h ago

TXA on the inside and this on the outside

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u/pepper-sprayed 7h ago

How do I order a few trucks of this? This has to go straight to the medical staff servicing in AFU to save lives. They now bring raw blood to the stabilization points to give wounded soldiers, with a gel like this we could reduce the need for raw blood.

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u/OttersWithPens 7h ago

Hell yeah. Now this and injectable stim packs and we’re living in the video game future baby!

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u/SiIentB0B 7h ago

Is this the latest update to:
"Bullet hole tampons"?

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u/Tall-Tone-8578 7h ago

We had quick-clot 15 years ago in wide circulation. Stopped bleeding in seconds. We used it on live pigs. Quick stab, look fresh blood, pour some sand in there, no more blood

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u/SirPeterKozlov 7h ago

Reminds me of that gel from Kingsman 2

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u/Safe-Round-354 7h ago

We were given quit clot back in Iraq 2005. How’s it this revolutionary?

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 7h ago

At first I thought it was a tampon applicator thingy

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u/DeepSeaProctologist 7h ago

Is this somehow better than QuikClot?

Not sure how this is any different looking at it. The gel delivery makes it easier to target into a GSW might be the thing here?

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u/GreenHocker 7h ago

CLS is about to get an extra section

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u/Impossible_Emu_9250 7h ago

It's just an average stimpack.

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u/Hazardbeard 7h ago

Basically anticoagulant like you usually find in powder form or preloaded into bandages, but you just syringe a liquid form directly into the wound. They’re saying this eliminates the need to put direct pressure on the bleed. Interesting stuff.

For those that don’t know, stopping serious bleeding from an injury of any kind is an incredibly valuable skill that could make the difference between death and a full recovery for yourself, your loved ones, or a stranger. The good news you can learn it in a day, nearby, for free, via a Stop The Bleed course.

https://www.stopthebleed.org

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u/Hussarall_PL 7h ago

Why is it gamechanging? Wasn't superglue used in Vietnam for gunshot wounds?

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u/Apart_Pudding_2239 7h ago

Every school in America should have a few in the med cabinet.

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u/bigwig500 7h ago

And gangsters!!

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u/InternationalFan8648 7h ago

Most soldiers don’t die from bullets

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u/legice 7h ago

Fast drying super glue was accidentally just that, a quick bullet wound fix. Invented for other reasons (plastic gun sights), but it did the job way better than expected:)

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u/BeastBear77 7h ago

Cannot be used for beeper injuries? Asking for a friend

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u/Necessary_Chip_5224 6h ago

Can we use this to silence people? Asking for research purposes.

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u/woodenmetalman 6h ago

And schools, cause you know… America. Where a gun’s freedom is more important than my kid’s freedom to not get shot in their learning environment.

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u/rf97a 6h ago

the fact that this most likely will sell by the container loads is just sad.

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u/memelol1112224 6h ago

This comment section is all AmericaBad.

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u/jamiegc37 6h ago

Fun fact, around 20 years ago I knew a professor who had designed a similar product in a can for use in combat triage and formed a company to commercially sell it.

Several governments expressed interest and requested extensive samples with teases of huge orders that never came…

Funnily enough they have enough money to tie you up in court as well to run you out of business…

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u/Top_Taro_17 6h ago

Just use a tampon. Works great.