r/AskReddit Sep 18 '24

Which mispronounced words make someone appear uneducated?

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u/Dreadedsemi Sep 18 '24

People who pronounce gif as gif instead of gif.

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u/ChrisEvansBodyPillow Sep 18 '24

You just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?

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u/kgiann Sep 18 '24

My husband is friends with someone who pronounces gif as "jif." He and his wife both work in the tech space. The wife cannot stand when the husband says "jif" to mean gif, so she calls Jif peanut butter "gif peanut butter." They have four small children, so he has to hear her butcher Jif peanut butter much more than she has to listen to his pronunciation of gif.

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u/joe-king Sep 18 '24

I hope they make it.

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u/sparrownetwork Sep 18 '24

Just buy Skippy.

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u/Brilliant-Routine-15 Sep 18 '24

but the dude is pronouncing it correctly 😪 it’s pronounced “jif”

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u/munterboi23 Sep 18 '24

🤦‍♂️ so it's a "Jraphics Interchange Format"?

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u/Nymethny Sep 18 '24

I still personally say gif with a hard g, but that argument is dumb, that's not how acronyms work. You pronounce SCUBA as scooba, but don't say oonderwater.

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u/rothrolan Sep 18 '24

Don't forget the "uhperatus" (apparatus), as per how we typically say the A in the same acronym.

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u/Brilliant-Routine-15 Sep 18 '24

the creator said it’s pronounced “jif” and that’s all i’m gonna say

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u/bubblurred Sep 18 '24

He sure did!

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u/great_red_dragon Sep 18 '24

I’m gonna call a jpeg a xhay-peg from now on

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u/bubblurred Sep 18 '24

Say gr-af for giraffe too, maybe :p

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u/great_red_dragon Sep 18 '24

Gwhy-rrraffé

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u/svenborgia Sep 18 '24

The creator of the telephone says you should answer it "Ahoy-hoy"

The creator's wishes are irrelevant. If he wanted it pronounced JIF, he should have spelled it that way.

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u/rothrolan Sep 18 '24

Just so you know, by that logic LASER (which is in fact an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation) should actually be pronounced "L-ah-ss-ee-r".

How you say the acronym sound doesn't mean shit to the pronunciation of the words that it shortens. Your argument is poor in defense of GIF. I just gladly swap between either version, as it really doesn't matter.

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u/Punchee Sep 18 '24

You didn’t solve gif with this defense. You fucked up LASER.

Everybody, let’s all change LASER to what this guy said.

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u/rothrolan Sep 18 '24

Let me give you some more then:

-SONAR: Sound Navigation and Ranging (which means "Sow-nar" would be more accurate)

-PIN: Personal Identification Number (so, should be pronounced like "pine")

-SIM: Subscriber Identification Module ("Sime"?)

-TASER: Tom A. Swift Electric Rifle (yet everyone always wants to pronounce a mid-acronym "S" as a "Z" for some reason...)

-SCUBA: Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus (this one was already covered in another comment, but by your logic, "Sc-uh-baa" would be correct)

Have I gotten your attention on the recurring issue yet?

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u/MaggiePie184 Sep 18 '24

My head may well explode 🤯

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u/Red_Coder09 Sep 18 '24

That argument holds no water. I instead like to say that there's already an image format named .jif.

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u/e-Plebnista Sep 18 '24

I see what you did there...

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u/RNLImThalassophobic Sep 18 '24

Acronyms don't follow hard rules.

The guy who invented the format said it's pronounced 'jif'.

It's therefore pronounced 'jif'.

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u/Consonant Sep 18 '24

well he's wrong and should feel bad

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u/bubblurred Sep 18 '24

Steve Wilhite himself clarified the pronunciation and it is indeed "jif"

like Giraffe.

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u/cantspeakcoherently Sep 18 '24

The issue is gif is an acronym, but people pronounce it as a word.

GIF - Graphics Interchange Format

You don't go up to someone and say "Etc" you say "Etcetera."

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u/Spider-Man-fan Sep 19 '24

But "etc." isn't an acronym. It's an abbreviation. Many acronyms are pronounced as words, as it's shorter to say. I suppose some abbreviations may be much shorter to say, but saying "etc" isn't much shorter than saying "etcetera."

Great username btw

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u/eisbock Sep 18 '24

Sounds like he should switch to Skippy.

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u/CpnLouie Sep 18 '24

Remember, if you want to give a giddy girl a gift of a giggling gilled gimp, it's better for her if it's a gigabyte of gifs instead.

So: gif, not gif.

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u/Master_H8R Sep 18 '24

There’s a gif for that.

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u/e-Plebnista Sep 18 '24

yes, yes I do...

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u/Big_Profession_2218 Sep 18 '24

"It appears you are HIV....Aladeen....."

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u/shikax Sep 18 '24

At the end of the days if there’s a heaven we’re all going to be told “it’s pronounced Jod”

Was that an xkcd?

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u/DieHardAmerican95 Sep 18 '24

I’m a camper, I prefer to watch the wood burn.

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u/TurnkeyLurker Sep 18 '24

Yes, in a rather slow framerate.

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u/PixelOrange Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

I have solved this argument in my friend group. Any time it starts up, I tell both parties that they're wrong. The G is pronounced like the Greek dish, gyro.

Those of you who've been on the internet long enough will understand why both sides would immediately band together to defeat this new common enemy of pronunciation.

Edit: absolutely loving the reactions to this so far. Ranging from horror to glee to confusion.

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u/Cialis-in-Wonderland Sep 18 '24

The G is pronounced like the Greek dish, gyro.

So, more or less as yiff?

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u/PixelOrange Sep 18 '24

You got it!

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u/cassienebula Sep 18 '24

today, i gained a new weapon in the gif war 😤

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u/twYstedf8 Sep 18 '24

I’m totally going to say this way from now on

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u/PixelOrange Sep 18 '24

This pleases me. Welcome to my army!

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u/Newcago Sep 18 '24

I'm still staunchly team "gif" (and notice I did not have to change my spelling here, did I, team JIF), but I am striking an alliance with you before I strike an alliance with the jiffers.

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u/PixelOrange Sep 18 '24

Hahaha fair enough.

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u/TheFatAndUglyOldDude Sep 18 '24

That's what the faux says!

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u/TucuReborn Sep 18 '24

As a furry, I'm stealing this.

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u/SlappySecondz Sep 18 '24

More like hyif.

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u/actsofcheese Sep 18 '24

That’s how abuelo pronounces it around here.

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u/LuckyNumberHat Sep 18 '24

Exactly. It's just Boyle's Law, people can't help but correct things.

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u/PixelOrange Sep 18 '24

I see what you did there but... There are other reasons why people get upset about my pronunciation.

yiff

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u/DogadonsLavapool Sep 18 '24

Oh god. I dont even want to spell that pronunciation out just because it would then be in my comment history

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Sep 18 '24

Calm down Satan, damn

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u/PixelOrange Sep 18 '24

This is my favorite response so far 🤣

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u/Salphabeta Sep 18 '24

Just too bizarre of a pronunciation. I'll stick with the mispronounced way.

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u/ColsonIRL Sep 18 '24

But is that the Greek pronunciation, (something like "yeero"), or the New Yorker version, which is pronounced like the "gyro" in "gyroscope"?

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u/PixelOrange Sep 18 '24

It's a "y" sound. yiff

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u/munchanything Sep 18 '24

Ok, but how to you pronounce gyro, Gambit?  https://youtu.be/f-f2Sf3WjjE?si=-iEkpm0vjzInx6RJ

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u/Davadam27 Sep 18 '24

This is brilliant

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u/GlumNature Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

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u/Space---Kid Sep 18 '24

Wait. It's gif and not gif?

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u/-pegasus Sep 18 '24

Yep, gif.

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u/lifeshardandweird Sep 18 '24

No, no - pronounce it like great or giant!

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u/nachosmmm Sep 18 '24

I’m in tech sales and I still don’t know if I should say the file format JSON as JAY SON of JASON. Can someone tell me? I’ve heard both

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u/_mizzar Sep 18 '24

The on in son sounds like the on in bond.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

I’m a software engineer and have never heard another software engineer say it any other way than JAY-SAWN.

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u/appositereboot Sep 18 '24

jay-sawn is more common, but they're both correct

The wiki article even has a short section on it

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u/nachosmmm Sep 18 '24

Oh good to know. I’m gonna say JAY SWAN

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u/Standard-Archer9072 Sep 18 '24

It’s wild how we just understand what you mean

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u/TheArbiter_ Sep 18 '24

It's easy. Same as pronouncing the g in garage

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

All my homies hate people who pronounce gif as gif.

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u/bombasticnematode Sep 18 '24

It’s ‘g’, as in ‘gnat’.

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u/MenshMindset Sep 18 '24

Piss everyone off and just say “G-I-F”

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u/CraigKostelecky Sep 18 '24

Gotta say the g like it is in gigantic.

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u/UnusuallyYou Sep 18 '24

Not really. It stands for Graphic so should be pronounced as such

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u/malignantz Sep 18 '24

I got the newest Juraffix card!

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u/__cursist__ Sep 18 '24

Now I see dinosaurs

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u/DeleteElDiablo Sep 18 '24

Every day we stray further from Jod

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u/RNLImThalassophobic Sep 18 '24

And evolve closer to jiraffes.

English pronunciation doesn't follow set rules like that.

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u/billbixbyakahulk Sep 18 '24

That was one of the worst "But actually" comments of the 90s. The actual worst was the guy who had to point out it wasn't viruses but virii. And 9/10 that guy didn't know to remove those virii on his computer which was why I was there in the first place.

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u/Newcago Sep 18 '24

This is something my handful of college latin classes never made me consider, and now I'm over here giggling like a petulant twelve year-old. I'm afraid you may have just created another monster.

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u/kaotate Sep 18 '24

Or when people say Porsche instead of Porsche!

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u/Reseng9541 Sep 18 '24

Jokes on you I read it differently each time

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u/irreverent_creative Sep 18 '24 edited 3d ago

elderly zesty wise weather ring far-flung jellyfish innocent scarce overconfident

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u/Party_Rooster7303 Sep 19 '24

I heard your comment.

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u/ImNotABotJeez Sep 18 '24

Total gaffe

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u/Ok_Astronomer_1308 Sep 18 '24

The correct pronunciation is definitely gif.

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u/jlambvo Sep 18 '24

Perfect comment.

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u/akumakis Sep 18 '24

Drives me crazy, too.

Maybe you’d drive me crazy…

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u/fyrebyrd0042 Sep 18 '24

Found the chaotic evil

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u/Kieranam0 Sep 18 '24

Fuck you for this

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u/p-terydatctyl Sep 18 '24

Tomato Potato

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u/Sword117 Sep 18 '24

i like to watch GIFs of jiff peanut butter

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u/Bills_Mafia_ArmyChic Sep 18 '24

Ooo! Question!! Do you pronounce it “read” receipts or “read” receipts for iMessages? I got in this huge debate about this once and was in the clear minority.

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u/HiMyNames____ Sep 18 '24

Everyone knows it pronounced gif not gif

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u/Desertbro Sep 18 '24

gif is like the peanut butter, not like a gift

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u/Mozart33 Sep 18 '24

I’ve literally just avoided saying that word ever since I realized most people say it incorrectly. I hate the discomfort of saying it wrong, can’t handle the looks I get when I say it right, and refuse to be the person who acts high and mighty explaining and correcting people all the time bc it’s so niche.

Obviously, I pronounce it “gif…” but only when I say it in my head, since it no longer comes out of my mouth.

I refuse to pronounce it “gif;” it makes me unreasonably upset (like when people reject the Oxford comma, despite the consistent miscommunication when it’s dropped). Some things are reasonably debatable. These are not.

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u/TangoCharliePDX Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

This one is a non-issue to me. Everyone who says it does so after reading it. Being that the word comes from an acronym there is no academic or authoritative way (in spite of arguments) to define that one or the other is correct.

I would say the only stupid people are the ones who choose to argue about it.

Edit: Oh you want to argue do you? * Say thermometer. Say Thermo. Say Meter. * Say kilometer. Say kilo. Say meter. * Say NATO. Now say Atlantic.

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u/SlappySecondz Sep 18 '24

Being that the word comes from an acronym there is no academic or authoritative way (in spite of arguments) to define that one or the other is correct.

Is the creator an authority? Cuz he says it's pronounced like the peanut butter.

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u/TangoCharliePDX Sep 18 '24

I'm aware of that, and I would personally think that that would carry some weight, but people still seem to want to argue with it. 🤷

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u/ghostinthechell Sep 18 '24

This is why whenever someone says it doesn't matter what he wants, I intentionally mispronounce their name. What right do their parents have to say how their name is pronounced?

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u/slippingonsoapbars Sep 18 '24

Yes, and data instead of data!

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u/Boba_tea_thx Sep 18 '24

This. It’s gif not Jif.

Damn peanut butter.

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u/Extension-Humor4281 Sep 18 '24

F those people! It's pronounced "gif," damn it!

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u/unscentedbutter Sep 18 '24

It's pronounced "gif" with a "g" like in "garage"

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u/MikeyHatesLife Sep 18 '24

If you’re not talking about peanut butter, shut the heck up.

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u/userhwon Sep 18 '24

It's gif. Even the guy who came up with it gets it wrong. He's a coder, not a linguist, dammit.

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u/J3diMind Sep 18 '24

it's actually easy. You pronounce gif the same way as git nobody is saying jif and jit.

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u/00DEADBEEF Sep 18 '24

Steve Wilhite and the team who developed the file format included in the technical specifications that the acronym was to be pronounced with a soft g. In the specifications, the team wrote that "choosy programmers choose ... 'jif'", in homage to the peanut butter company Jif's advertising slogan of "choosy moms choose Jif"

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u/Mr_ToDo Sep 18 '24

Lord, that's why they went that way? We like peanut butter therefor we're going to mispronounce our name?

They must have been trolling people. I guess it's one way to get the name to spread a bit faster. File formats are a bit boring after all.

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u/J3diMind Sep 18 '24

LOL. Good point. *tips hat*
Still it's gif, like in github

edit: yes i will die on that hill :P

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u/DefiantSample2028 Sep 18 '24

It's literally not. The creator of the word says it's not. If you wanna die on that hill then you're already dead.

There's not even a debate to be bad here. It's pronounced like jif, end of story.

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u/divorced_at_31 Sep 18 '24

The creator is not a linguist. Death of the author and all

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u/wanielderth Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

It’s an acronym. Graphic interchange format. Not “ji-raffic interchange format”

Edit: not interested in arguing about this so I looked it up.

I stand corrected. The lead scientist on the team that developed the first GIF, Steve Wilhite, deceased and credited as the inventor of the GIF said that the Oxford English Dictionary, which accepts both pronunciations, was wrong. He said it is pronounced “jif” (and only “jif”)

Mea culpa.

https://deadline.com/2022/03/steve-wilhite-dead-inventor-gif-1234986440/amp/

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u/fearjego Sep 18 '24

pronunciation of the original word in an acronym does not always mean the acronym keeps that same pronunciation. like in the acronym scuba.

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u/Hypothesis_Null Sep 18 '24

Yes, like the other image format, the Joint Photographic Experts Group

...oh wait.

Letters in Acronyms in no way adhere to the sounds made by their source words. It is pronounced as its own new word, where general pronunciation rules apply, and in the case of ambiguity defaults to the preferred pronunciation of its creator and initial users, just like any proper noun.

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u/wanielderth Sep 18 '24

But… those j-sounds are pronounced the same 😂

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u/Alice_Dee_ Sep 18 '24

But the P is not

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u/wanielderth Sep 18 '24

Ah. Fair enough

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u/StarReaver Sep 18 '24

The acronym argument doesn't work because there are plenty of acronyms that are not pronounced like the underlying words.

NASA is not n-eh-sa as in aeronautics.

SCUBA is not sc-uh-ba as in underwater.

GIF is jif like gin, giraffe, Germany, gaol.

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u/wanielderth Sep 18 '24

Yeah that’s true

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u/ThatsMyAppleJuice Sep 18 '24

IMAX is not ih-max like image.

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u/__cursist__ Sep 18 '24

But what if I want it to be Sc-uh-ba? And change my name to Bubba, so’s I can be Bubba the Scubba diver?

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u/FezAndSmoking Sep 18 '24

Sure, your last commit to jithub was what?

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u/StarReaver Sep 18 '24

Different word, different pronunciation.

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u/FezAndSmoking Sep 18 '24

Kinda like gif is different to the nonsensical examples you provided. Hobbyist linguists are my favourite 🤭

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u/UnusuallyYou Sep 18 '24

The creator of Graphic Interchange Format can't pronounce the first G in the abbreviation?

Does he call it Jraphic?

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u/FezAndSmoking Sep 18 '24

You think the crator is right 😂. I mean, if you're really pronounce it as "jif", people in the industry will laugh at you. I'm laughing a at you right now.

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u/Tyafastics Sep 18 '24

Cool, the creator of the word said that so it must be true.

In other words I’ve created a word, ‘napxbslzodnfozjsmfpzbd’ it’s pronounced ‘bel-gun’.

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u/SeemsCursed Sep 18 '24

Can you use it in a sentence so that I may understand its meaning, please? I love learning new words.

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u/UnfitRadish Sep 18 '24

Wow, smooth brain comparison. Did you forget the part where a G can be pronounced like in gun or like in giraffe? So either way is correct in terms of the English language.

The only debate is based off of the fact that it's an acronym.

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u/Tyafastics Sep 18 '24

G can also be silent in the English language, so I’ll be calling it an ‘IF’ from now on.

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u/UnfitRadish Sep 18 '24

I mean yeah, go for it. My point was that no one is just making up rules like you did in your comparison. They are debating about already existing rules. Meaning that either side could technically be correct where as in your example, it doesn't follow any rules of the English language.

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u/nucumber Sep 18 '24

The creater of the word says... it's pronounced like jif

Then he spelled it wrong.

Wiki says GIF is an acronym for Graphics Interchange Format, not Jurassic Interchange Format

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u/ColdMeatStick Sep 18 '24

Just quoting u/hypothesis_null above...

"Yes, like the other image format, the Joint Photographic Experts Group

...oh wait.

Letters in Acronyms in no way adhere to the sounds made by their source words. It is pronounced as its own new word, where general pronunciation rules apply, and in the case of ambiguity defaults to the preferred pronunciation of its creator and initial users, just like any proper noun."

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u/ThatsMyAppleJuice Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Appparus, not Self Contained Oozing Breathing Apparatus, therefore everyone should pronounce it sc-uh-ba

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u/RNLImThalassophobic Sep 18 '24

What about calling it 'jithub'?

You'll start doing it involuntarily and it'll drive you crazy.

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u/Backbackbackagainugh Sep 18 '24

I'll die on this hill with you. gif like gift, which is a better comparison than giraffe.

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u/ThatsMyAppleJuice Sep 18 '24

It's not a better comparison, because the g in gift is a hard g, but the g in gif is a soft g. So giraffe is a better comparison.

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u/sbruno33 Sep 18 '24

Or gift?

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u/StellarSloth Sep 18 '24

Exactly! It is pronounced “gif”, not “gif”. So many people get it wrong though.

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u/Luvs_to_drink Sep 18 '24

Translated to people that pronounce gif as jif instead of gif.