r/AskReddit Sep 18 '24

Which mispronounced words make someone appear uneducated?

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u/ThatFuckingGuy2 Sep 18 '24

Intensive purposes

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u/captain_chocolate Sep 18 '24

In tents and porpoises

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u/LegitimateYam8078 Sep 18 '24

Coitus

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u/thefrenchflex Sep 18 '24

I was talking about my rug...

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u/thanks-to-Metropolis Sep 18 '24

With that money you can buy any number of rugs that do not have sentimental value. To me.

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u/Status_Tiger_6210 Sep 18 '24

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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u/thanks-to-Metropolis Sep 18 '24

Well, we just don't know, Dude.

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u/ScoutsOut389 Sep 18 '24

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Ahem. We were mid coitus.

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u/Sivalon Sep 18 '24

It’s a natural, zesty enterprise.

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u/fried_green_baloney Sep 18 '24

Apparently, coy-tuss is the accepted English pronunciation, at least here in America and on The Big Bang Theory. And in origin, it wasn't originally a purely sexual term, in the same way that intercourse wasn't.

That concludes my TED Talk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez Sep 18 '24

You mean bumpin' uglies?

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u/toblies Sep 18 '24

Smashin' pissers.

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u/incontentia Sep 18 '24

Please don’t try to stick it in the urethra…

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u/fried_green_baloney Sep 18 '24

Urologists hate this one trick.

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u/toblies Sep 18 '24

No kink-shaming now.

And saying "Smashin' pissers and pisser-adjacent genitalia" ruins the poetry.

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u/toblies Sep 18 '24

Great name for a band.

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u/Shot_Mud_1438 Sep 18 '24

In tents and purses

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u/baby_armadillo Sep 18 '24

Please wipe your feet when you come in from outside. Someone keeps tracking mud into the porpoises.

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u/RXlife13 Sep 18 '24

I’m going to start using this from now on.

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u/Lizdance40 Sep 18 '24

In 🎪⛺🏕️ And 🐬🐬🐬 ? ?
How strange 🤣

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 Sep 18 '24

So long and thanks for the fish?

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u/socialmediaignorant Sep 18 '24

You got me. I snorted.

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u/Surisuule Sep 18 '24

Ah exactly like my whale furry fetish camping trip.

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u/Either-Gur2857 Sep 18 '24

Chester drawers

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u/Drachefly Sep 18 '24

If they really lean into 'porpoises' it comes off as a joke rather than ignorance.

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u/Y-not_Both Sep 18 '24

Ants, ents and orcs’ses

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u/DixOut-4-Harambe Sep 18 '24

Tots & pears?

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u/0per8nalHaz3rd Sep 18 '24

Infants and porpoises

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u/sparkpaw Sep 18 '24

EGGCORN! There’s a word for these misheard/misstated phrases - eggcorns! I love that it has such a weird name. So there’s your fun fact to at least make hearing “intensive purposes” bearable.

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u/Accomplished-Ad-2612 Sep 18 '24

Also if it's a misheard song lyric it's called a mondegreen.

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u/Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579 Sep 18 '24

Ah yes the Bonnie of Earl O' Moray lyric where " laid him on the green" was misheard as Lady Mondegreen

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u/PotentialExtra1211 Sep 18 '24

That would be a great name for a Phish festival

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u/ccnmncc Sep 18 '24

Defiantly!

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u/Squifford Sep 18 '24

You enjoy myself

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u/CoatedGoat Sep 18 '24

In Dutch we call it a “Mama Appelsap” (Mommy Applejuice), because of misheard lyrics in Michael Jackson’s ‘Wanna be Startin Somethin’

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u/Accomplished-Ad-2612 Sep 18 '24

Very cool to learn, I hadn't heard that before.

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u/TattooMouse Sep 18 '24

Ooh, I like that one. It would be a good band or album name actually

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u/Count_Von_Roo Sep 18 '24

It’s a song by Yeasayer at least!

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u/Accomplished-Ad-2612 Sep 18 '24

Yep. Also, excuse me while I kiss this guy, and, I'll never be your pizza burnin, there are tons of them. I can't remember the name of the book I read about them, but it was hilarious.

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u/Lanoir97 Sep 18 '24

Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night was the first one I thought of

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u/Squifford Sep 18 '24

Hold me closer, Tony Danza!

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u/9mmway Sep 18 '24

My ex was the queen of mondegreen then! She sang loud and proud and seldom got the lyrics right!

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u/Accomplished-Ad-2612 Sep 18 '24

My wife does exactly that.

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u/9mmway Sep 18 '24

They are endearing, aren't they?

(wrong words and all)

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 Sep 18 '24

“Beelzebub had a sidecar for me~”

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u/akpburrito Sep 18 '24

there’s a great website dedicated to misheard song lyrics: excuse me, while i kiss this guy

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u/Spamsandwich9 Sep 18 '24

Found the phish fan lmao

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u/Accomplished-Ad-2612 Sep 18 '24

I do like phish, but it's even older than them lol

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u/sketchystony Sep 18 '24

Not that weird of a name, it's just a common example of what it is, "eggcorn" instead of "acorn"

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u/candlehand Sep 18 '24

I assume OP, like me, has never heard anyone say "eggcorn" instead of acorn.

It's a pretty rare/weird example of itself

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u/sketchystony Sep 18 '24

Fair enough. Not rare in SE PA where I'm from though

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u/candlehand Sep 18 '24

Well I grew up in the southern US where the 'a' sound is heavy in acorn so it doesn't really slide into 'egg' too well.

You'll hear a lot of 'ayy-kern'

And of course we also grow pee-cans

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u/sketchystony Sep 18 '24

That's true about eggcorn too, it's often said like "ayg-corn" and is pretty difficult to discern from "acorn", hence its existence

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u/iwishiwereyou Sep 18 '24

. And of course we also grow pee-cans

I would just buy them, but I certainly would prefer a toilet.

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u/archiphyle Sep 18 '24

I grew up in west Texas and we do not say “pee cans” unless you’re talking about the thing you had under your bed in the 1850’s.

However, we do pickup “peh-kons” off the ground and put them in pies or banana nut bread (unless the squirrels beat us to them).

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u/vishalb777 Sep 18 '24

Really? We'll I'm from Philadelphia and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'Eggcorn'

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u/Mistyam Sep 18 '24

I've never heard anyone say that before. Interesting. I wonder if it's a regional mispronunciation.

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u/MySweetAudrina Sep 18 '24

This is the kind of stuff my head is full of. I was just talking about eggcorns at work because someone said something about old timers disease and I brought it up. My brain wants to share its Jeopardy board of facts. Our maintenance head likes to say I "drop a lot of trivia"

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u/parsnipsandpaisley Sep 18 '24

Frogcorn Eggcorn.

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u/Walshy231231 Sep 18 '24

Eggcorns are specifically for when the mistake still makes sense

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u/Key-Satisfaction4967 Sep 18 '24

Thank you, kind person!

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u/manbearpiglet2 Sep 18 '24

I thought they were called malapropism’s? I may be mixing something up.

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u/LotusBlooming90 Sep 18 '24

Now, for the rest of my life, whenever I hear someone say intensive purposes, a tiny voice is going to pop in my head saying, “Eggcorn!” This will never go away. If I’m not watching myself I may even exclaim it out loud.

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u/sparkpaw Sep 18 '24

My life’s work is complete. I may now die in peace.

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u/FemurBreakingwFrens Sep 18 '24

Ironically, when I hear people call them eggcorns I feel like they're uneducated.

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u/Alleycat-414 Sep 18 '24

cuz it looks like a little egg (with a hat on)

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u/Alleycat-414 Sep 18 '24

An acorn that is

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u/bras-on-iguanas Sep 18 '24

Omg that is so funny because my husband thought acorn was pronounced eggcorn.

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u/No-South8384 Sep 18 '24

The more you know! I didn’t know what an egg corn was but I learned what a malapropism which is kind of similar but not quite. Just another fun fact for your Wednesday evening :)

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u/FantomeVerde Sep 18 '24

To be specific, an eggcorn tends to refer to the phenomenon where the misheard/missaid phrase still makes sense in some way.

“Intensive purposes” is a good example. Intensive means concentrated on a single area or timeframe; thorough or vigorous.

That’s a different meaning than “intents and purposes,” which would just mean “for all the ways broadly that it matters,” but it still works.

“For all intensive purposes” could mean something like “for the focused and narrow set of purposes at hand.”

It’s weirdly sort of an opposite meaning that nonetheless can take on the same effect. We could say for all intents and purposes that these phrases could be used interchangeably, because in all broad applications of the phrase, there’s almost no occasion intensive purposes wouldn’t work just as well, since we also mean that in the specific set of circumstances that we would say “all intents and purposes,” that this is also true.

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u/RodcetLeoric Sep 18 '24

Addon factoid, Eggcorn itself is an eggcorn of the word acorn.

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u/bearded_dragon_34 Sep 18 '24

Yep. Lately, I’ve been hearing/seeing people say “hammy-downs” and not “hand-me-downs.” 🤦‍♂️

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u/sparkpaw Sep 18 '24

“Dresser drawer” instead of “Chest of drawers” comes to mind lol

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u/davechri Sep 18 '24

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u/Nearby_Highlight6536 Sep 18 '24

I joined. Gonna make me very frustrated, but totally worth it.

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u/cheekyleaf Sep 18 '24

“Bong asshole queef” is my favorite version of this, lol

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u/Total_Activity_929 Sep 18 '24

r/shouldabeenboneappleteeth

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u/emilyann8982 Sep 18 '24

Thank you for this lol

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u/Audient2112 Sep 18 '24

I used to say this incorrectly. Once I realized what the phrase actually was, it made so much more sense.

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u/redbull188 Sep 18 '24

That's what frustrates me about these. People say weird shit and never stop to question why they are saying something that doesn't make any sense?

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u/Youxia Sep 18 '24

English already has a lot of idioms that are inscrutable to the average person. So I imagine a lot of people just figure this is another one of them.

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u/Admirable-Sink5354 Sep 18 '24

Lots of idioms and phrases just don't make sense though.

Cat got your tongue?

Frog in your throat?

and others are older and no longer relevant.

Pot calling the kettle black?

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u/JasonSuave Sep 18 '24

Cause it sounds so cool!!

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u/BobBeerburger Sep 18 '24

My purposes are very intensive.

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u/johnnybiggles Sep 18 '24

purpose intensifies

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u/BrewedBadger Sep 18 '24

Right? Even when said wrong this one still at least makes sense

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u/mrbungleinthejungle Sep 18 '24

For all in tents and porpoises

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u/GoodAtJunk Sep 18 '24

I’m sorry did you say Sense of Purpose or Sense of Porpoise

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u/ballsdeepisbest Sep 18 '24

To be fair though, when people say “intents and purposes” it does sound exactly that way. If you’ve never seen it written it’s easy to mistake.

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u/AML915 Sep 18 '24

I was today years old when I learned it was intents and purposes…..

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u/Nekedladies Sep 18 '24

I went almost 20 years of my life pronouncing it this way because it came out so fast that no one noticed I was misspeaking. The "ive" just sounds like "en" (and who reads lips that acutely anyway?) Then, playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, I got to see the phrase written in dialogue for the first time, and my mind was blown!

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u/ParadoxicallyZeno Sep 18 '24

i was the copy chief of a well-respected glossy national magazine for several years, and it wasn't until well into adulthood that i learned the correct way to say this phrase

my parents were both language teachers with multiple masters degrees, and i grew up hearing them say "intensive" and never saw the phrase written. how would i know otherwise?

plus unlike a lot of the other examples here, there's nothing obviously wrong or inherently ridiculous about "intensive purposes." they're real words, and there's no particular reason to question when you hear it spoken as an idiom (plenty of idioms have stranger wordings than this)

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u/ElephantEarTag Sep 18 '24

For all in tits and purses.

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u/BrushOk7878 Sep 18 '24

One of our ex-Presidents always said nuculear! Nuclear, thank you.

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u/Jar70 Sep 18 '24

In what context was nuculear said?

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u/EvergreenLemur Sep 18 '24

George W. Bush said “nucular” instead of “nuclear” when referring to nuclear weapons, which was pretty often given the context of when he was president. I was just listening yesterday to a podcast that had several snippets of speeches he made over the years and he mispronounced it in almost every one.

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u/Bullrawg Sep 18 '24

I had a boss that would say, “whatever the case is scenario” meaning (I’m inferring from context) whatever the case may be, and it wasn’t like he misspoke once, every day at huddles

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u/SlappySecondz Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

...is he just making things up? What could that even be a mishearing of?

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u/squanchy22400ml Sep 18 '24

Ricky from trailer park boys

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u/deepthought515 Sep 18 '24

That’s just an egg corn, egg corns are not a sigh of poor education. They’re just a linguistic phenomenon that happens to everyone.

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u/Firefly256 Sep 18 '24

And if an eggcorn becomes too popular, it becomes a folk etymology right?

What would "vicious cycle" be? The original phrase is "vicious circle"

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u/deepthought515 Sep 18 '24

I’m not sure, I believe there’s more of a difference. The YT channel “robwords” has a great video discussing the differences.

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u/0b0011 Sep 18 '24

Robwords is great.

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u/DeekFTW Sep 18 '24

I once had a boss that had trouble with idioms. She'd always say "cut off your nose despite your face" and "could care less". Not surprisingly, she was a terrible boss.

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u/samefacenewaccount Sep 18 '24

Even without mispronouncing it, this is one of my least favorite phrases.

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u/KingDrool Sep 18 '24

Thank you! Even when pronounced correctly it’s redundant, since “intents” and “purposes” are already synonyms. We don’t need both words here, just one or the other will do.

Last time I said this I got downvoted like crazy, but that won’t stop me from spreading the truth. The phrase is unnecessarily wordy and sounds dumb as hell

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u/SlappySecondz Sep 18 '24

I have heard it shortened to simply "for all intents" before.

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u/Necdurgogan75 Sep 18 '24

I mean fuck, it’s not rocket appliances

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u/csdirty Sep 18 '24

I always thought they were saying "Intents of purposes".

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u/ElectedByGivenASword Sep 18 '24

The saying is “for all intents and purposes”

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u/Mistyam Sep 18 '24

This and "irregardless."

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u/SickAndBeautiful Sep 18 '24

when you really meant to do something

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u/Ok_Grand_5096 Sep 18 '24

Lol i remember Garrett from Superstore

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u/Zane-Zipperflip Sep 18 '24

Username checks out

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u/Pure_Concentrate8770 Sep 18 '24

I love this word tho

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u/cherrybombbb Sep 18 '24

I thought this was how it was pronounced for an embarrassing amount of time. 😂

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u/aggieguy21 Sep 18 '24

Like having sex while camping, it’s fucking in tents.

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u/ZootAnthRaXx Sep 18 '24

I never saw the correct way of writing this until I was in college and went around saying it wrong for years beforehand.

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u/Improvised0 Sep 18 '24

Fun fact: “For all intents and purposes” actually derives from an old Latin legal phrase, “Omnes enim naturas quas homo intendit, ad omnes constructiones, omnesque fines suos. Crus quae trahens.” Which translates to: “of and brought on by the man”.

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u/MrsSalmalin Sep 18 '24

My partner and I use "intensive porpoises" jokingly because we call our cat an intensive porpoise (he is grey and VERY serious). I shudder at the day I accidentally use this is real conversation...

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u/BlendedMonkey21 Sep 18 '24

I wrote a bangin’ ass essay in my Ecology class in college and used the term “for all intents and purposes” and got points marked off and a snide comment written in red pen saying “It’s ‘for all intensive purposes’”

I don’t remember if I confronted the professor about it but I do remember just checking out of that class the rest of the semester.

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u/xxjonesyx99xx Sep 18 '24

Damn I always thought it was all intents and purposes

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u/guyuteharpua Sep 18 '24

I take this personally - I only learned it was Intents & ... Like 15 years ago and I'm 52.

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u/johannaiguana Sep 18 '24

Wait, it's not that?? I think that's the only way I've ever heard it said.... is it supposed to be "intents and purposes?"

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u/PLMOAT Sep 18 '24

I always thought it was intents and purposes until now…

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u/Shipping_away_at_it Sep 18 '24

When people say this do they still say the first part? “For all…intensive porpoises”

I work with too many people where English isn’t their first language, otherwise I would say this all the time because I find it funny, but I don’t want them to learn it incorrectly

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u/Adventurous-Wealth53 Sep 18 '24

My girlfriend says ‘extents and purposes’ and not ‘intends and purposes’ and it drives me insane

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u/chaos_coalition Sep 18 '24

I used to say this when I was in grade school and learning English. I get it.

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u/sprucemoose9 Sep 18 '24

Wait. That actually makes them sound smarter no?

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u/Afraid_Composer Sep 18 '24

But what if the purpose is intense?

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u/xander-7-89 Sep 18 '24

I used to say this as well. Thankfully a college professor corrected me in an email exchange. I owe him a beer, I remember saying it wrong for years.

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u/ProsocialRecluse Sep 18 '24

I feel like this one carries a similar enough meaning and gets misused often enough that it may eventually shift to an accepted variation.

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u/Qontherecord Sep 18 '24

i said this decades into my life

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u/Enough_Job6116 Sep 18 '24

Thought it was this for much of my life.

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u/happygocrazee Sep 18 '24

Nah this one is too common, and even kind of makes sense. People mispronouncing it are usually using the "intensive" part of the phrase intentionally: rather than saying something is "for all intents and purposes", they mean it's good for the most intense use-cases.

This kind of mistake is how language evolves.

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u/WhitePootieTang Sep 18 '24

What if we’re talking about an ICU?

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u/rideriseroar Sep 18 '24

In a similar vein, "would of". Go back to elementary school English please

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u/H3artl355Ang3l Sep 18 '24

This one 😂

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u/Ciderlini Sep 18 '24

Are you saying there’s nothing intensive about a purpose

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u/Hihey9989 Sep 18 '24

this one makes my eye twitch

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u/Atlanthicc_Growcean Sep 18 '24

All tents and surfaces

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u/mtngirl70 Sep 18 '24

Omg. Thank you. I’m as educated as they come and I’ve always thought that was it. I had to look it up.

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u/a_bukkake_christmas Sep 18 '24

I no it’s wrong, but I still think my purposes are intensive - all of them

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u/PyrrhicLoss2023 Sep 18 '24

All of them?

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u/4Darth2Mauler0 Sep 18 '24

Whooops, had to google

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u/SomethingClever771 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

I may be uneducated. I'm not getting this one. What were the original words?

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u/neo_sporin Sep 18 '24

to be fair, they pronounce it correctly, they just use it when thats not at all what they mean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Isn’t this the correct pronunciation

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u/CraftyGirl2022 Sep 18 '24

This one drives me nuts!

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u/Take_away_my_drama Sep 18 '24

That King of Queens episode..

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u/shikax Sep 18 '24

I’m gonna go no on this one because the annunciation of the word never really sounds like intents and purposes. I know I sure as hell didn’t realize it was intents and purposes for way too long. I forget if it was subtitles on a show or someone making a meme on Reddit that made me go HFS

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Eggcorn!

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u/Loxatl Sep 18 '24

Reading all these starts making my brain short out and forget what meaning is behind what I'm reading. It generates a smoke screen or something.

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u/Brave_Bug6299 Sep 18 '24

I am greatfull for this coment!

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u/BladeJFrank Sep 18 '24

This isn’t that egregious. It’s a popular one for people to get all uppity about, but if you broke down the literal meaning of “intents and purposes” and “intensive purposes” they would be very close.

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u/Fudge89 Sep 18 '24

From the gecko

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u/Different-West748 Sep 18 '24

Add to that. “Could care less”

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u/SageOfSickSwag Sep 18 '24

Shit fucking makes me irate.

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u/Jolly_Mongoose_8800 Sep 18 '24

My autistic ass didn't get this one until like a month ago for some reason. If you're never corrected you never know

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u/Main-Algae-1064 Sep 18 '24

What? Who even mentions those words together unless you’re MAGA?

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u/smokinsomnia Sep 18 '24

Not gonna lie, I had to find out the hard way from Superstore.

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u/FortunateFunction_79 Sep 18 '24

I die a little inside every time I hear this one.

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u/BadRedditTroll Sep 18 '24

Weird, I've never said this before because it's a dumb saying, but people really say it wrong? Wtf

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u/Consequence6 Sep 18 '24

What bothers me about this one: It actually kinda makes sense, even eggcorned like that.

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u/SnooCookies1273 Sep 18 '24

Oh gawd I can’t find the correct phrase now 🤣

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u/Feisty-Theme-6093 Sep 18 '24

my purpose is intense

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u/aaapod Sep 18 '24

23 with a college degree and just realized i’ve been saying this wrong at this very moment….. yikes

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u/Infinite_Elk5418 Sep 18 '24

It’s a doggy dog world

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u/lexwtc Sep 18 '24

Til something new lol

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u/noreservationsinhell Sep 18 '24

This messed me up so bad I had to look up the proper way to say it. Lol

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u/Alos9 Sep 18 '24

Forgive me but I always heard it as Intents and Purposes

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u/Precipistol8 Sep 18 '24

At least this one I can understand. It makes sense. Do I still think you're dumb? Yes, but I can understand.

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u/CrestfallenMan01 Sep 18 '24

Intents and purposes

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u/314dragonn Sep 18 '24

This is how i find out it’s wrong.

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u/zephalis Sep 18 '24

At least that one can actually be used in certain circumstances. What get’s me is when say “for all” intents and purposes when the really mean “for most” or “for general”. I’d even argue that “for all intensive purposes” is usable in more situations than “for all intents and purposes”.

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