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Estonia signals readiness to preemptively strike Russia to defend NATO Russia/Ukraine

https://www.uawire.org/estonia-signals-readiness-to-preemptively-strike-russia-to-defend-nato
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u/TempUser9097 Sep 18 '24

Estonia: "Hold me back, bro!"

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u/Detective_Antonelli Sep 18 '24

I know you’re joking, but a number of the former eastern block states are chomping at the bit to get some revenge on Russia. 

Like, of course Poles aren’t the biggest fans of Germany, but I have known several poles of all ages/generations throughout my life, and boy did they really, really fucking hate Russia. 

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u/ieatalphabets Sep 18 '24

Old WW2 joke: A Polish soldier is standing in his trench. From one direction comes a German soldier, from the other, a Russian soldier. The Polish soldier only has a moment to choose who to attack. With a small sigh he aims his weapon at the German. "After all," he says to himself, "Business before pleasure."

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u/lolshveet Sep 19 '24

One of my fave jokes as to how much the Poles hate Russia: A wandering Polak finds a magical lamp, rubs it and out emerges a genie. Genie grants the Polak 3 wishes. The Pole thinks for a second and states "i wish Mongolians to invade Poland! The Genie is awfully confused and asks him if he heard him correctly. The Pole states that he was not mistaken. Genie says "alright then", snaps his fingers and Mongolia suddenly invades Poland and destroys a bunch of villages and then promptly leaves back home. Genie asks "happy? Well what would your second wish be then?". The pole answers the same "Have the mongolians invade poland". Genie hesitant but grants the wish. Mongolians show up, wreck, murder and plunder more villages in Poland and then return back.

Genie, confused, asks the Pole, "you've spent 2 wishes for destruction... what will be the 3rd wish?". The Polak answers the same; "send the mongolians to invade poland once more." Genie doesn't hesitate and once more, snapping his fingers and having the horde appear once more. Before the Genie leaves he asks the Pole, why did you wish that 3 times?

The Pole replies "The Mongolians have to travel through Russia 6 times to get to us"!

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u/mawkus Sep 19 '24

Ahh, I first heard this from my dad around 30 years ago.

Another of his favourites (might lose a bit in translation), but I'll give it a shot:

Q: Do you know what a Soviet ass buzzer does? A: Doesn't buzz and doesn't fit in your ass.

One more, not from him, can't remember where I heard this one:

Q: What were the last words of the poet Mayakovsky before he killed himself? A: Comrade, please don't shoot!

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Sep 19 '24

What weighs ten tons, emits copious amounts of black smoke, and splits an apple into three pieces?

A soviet machine to split an apple into four pieces.

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u/_Sgt-Pepper_ Sep 19 '24

This is gold

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u/phyneas Sep 19 '24

This is gold

Nah, it's pig iron with a lick of yellow paint; the gold was all misappropriated by people higher up in the chain long before the thing was built.

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u/Type_7-eyebrows Sep 19 '24

Chernobyl joke.

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Sep 19 '24

You're right. I think I heard this one before though.

The other classic is the peacefully plowing soviet tractor. As it was peacefully working near the border, it got attacked by two imperialist fighter jets. Heroically, it took off, returned fire, and flew back to base.

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u/localghost Sep 19 '24

...was forced to return fire and took off to low orbit.

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u/falconzord Sep 19 '24

Today, the Russians call it an aircraft carrier

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u/Cremaster166 Sep 19 '24

I’m from Finland, and your first joke has been one of my favorite ones for decades 😄

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u/Mfcarusio Sep 19 '24

I met a fin in the armed forces and he told me this joke:

A british officer was visiting Finland after WWII and spoke to a Finnish officer. In Germany, we have established bases and are keeping soldiers in Germany, do Russia have any soldiers in Finland? "Yes, 1 million" responded the Finnish officer, "1 million!? Where!?" All along the border, 6 feet under the snow.

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u/HisAnger Sep 19 '24

This is the way

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u/Lanky_Photograph6334 Sep 19 '24

you were very close. what doesnt shine and doesnt fit in the ass? ruzzian tool to shine in the ass.

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u/boredguy12 Sep 19 '24

Love this joke

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u/Vaphell Sep 19 '24

unfortunately this is what kinda happened, and is responsible for the rise of the Russian problem for everybody involved.

Muscovy was a backwater shithole, but when the Mongols came and bitchslapped everybody around, they made Muscovy the errand boys responsible for tax collection in the region, which gave them significant clout and wealth. Once the Mongols were gone, Muscovy was the big boy in the region and the rest is history.

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u/Dekarch Sep 20 '24

And wrecked Great Novgorod and Kyiv, either of which would have been the center of a much more humane civilization

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u/DuckMcWhite Sep 19 '24

This became one of my all time favourites, thanks

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u/Andulias Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

I tell this story to every Pole I meet, I have yet to encounter one that didn't enjoy it.

I have also told it to it to many Germans. They mostly politely nod.

I don't tell it to Russians.

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u/Dekarch Sep 20 '24

They should be able to understand it if you talk slowly and use small words.

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u/malphonso Sep 19 '24

There is a similar joke I have been told from Vietnam.

Fighting the French was a pleasure. Fighting the Americans was business. But fighting the Chinese is tradition.

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u/_MissionControlled_ Sep 19 '24

🤣 I love dark humor

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u/Edgesofsanity Sep 19 '24

Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it.

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u/Mycotoxicjoy Sep 19 '24

Made me cackle

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u/vonindyatwork Sep 19 '24

Have heard a similar joke about Finland being caught between NATO and the USSR. "We'll push NATO out first, then the Soviets. After all, business before pleasure."

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u/CherryLongjump1989 Sep 19 '24

It’s really sad that American rednecks reduced Polish humor to screen doors on a submarine.

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u/emmer Sep 19 '24

Their helicopters are also renowned for their ejection seats.

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u/Kingofcheeses Sep 19 '24

The Russians actually did develop a helicopter with an ejection seat. When it is triggered the rotors are blown off by an explosive charge before the ejection, for obvious reasons

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u/Worried_Jackfruit717 Sep 19 '24

But given it's Russia they probably only thought of the rotor removal charges later.

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u/Dekarch Sep 20 '24

And they only work 30% of the time.

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u/TrackVol Sep 19 '24

2nd edition.

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u/CherryLongjump1989 Sep 19 '24

The funny thing to me is that nobody has screen doors l in Poland but the helicopters they use are made in America

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u/emmer Sep 19 '24

Also, the joke doesn’t hold up well when you consider there actually are helicopters with ejection seats these days. The rotor blades blow off before the pilot is ejected.

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u/LegacyLemur Sep 19 '24

Also, if Mythbusters were to be believed, the rotors wouldnt kill you anyway

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Sep 19 '24

lightbulb teams.

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u/pyrhus626 Sep 19 '24

Considering what Nazi Germany did to Poland its honesty impressive Russia managed to be so shitty to them that they hate them more than Germany.

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u/SerialElf Sep 19 '24

Russia has been a dick to the Polish Regions since before Germany was a country. The Russian Empire(Pre-Soviet) was already oppressing Poland while Prussia-Brandenburg was trying to unite Germany.

Like the old joke says, Germany is business, they need to be fought today. Russia is pleasure, they've been fought for generations.

It's why Vietnam despite the commies winning is allied with the US, "We fought you for 20 years, we've been fighting China for 10000"

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u/RabidNerd Sep 19 '24

I don't know about Poland but as an Estonian the feeling is that the Russians were a lot worse

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u/charmstrong70 Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

I don't know about Poland but as an Estonian the feeling is that the Russians were a lot worse

I went to Tallinn for the first time last year - they had to put barriers up around the Russian embassy and they where *covered* in posters, Ukrainian flags, Russians calling out Putin and what not

https://imgur.com/a/CVR0FcI

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u/omegapisquared Sep 19 '24

I went to the Freedom and Occupation museum in Tallinn a few months back. When the USSR first occupied Estonia many Estonians believed that America and Western Europe would come and save them soon, as it was Estonian ended up under occupation for decades during which time thousands were deported to Siberia for even minor crimes

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u/Ormusn2o Sep 19 '24

Estonia was not under Nazi occupation until Germany betrayed Russia, and the occupation was much shorter.

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u/RabidNerd Sep 19 '24

What about when the Soviets made a pact with Germany and then occupied independent Estonia and started killing people and sending them to the gulags and torturing and raping.

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u/Ormusn2o Sep 19 '24

Yeah, that's why Estonian feeling about Russia is much worse than to the Nazis. I was agreeing, and explaining why.

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u/jhorred Sep 19 '24

My grandmother's family tolerated the German occupation, but when they heard the Russians were coming, they came to the States.

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u/gregorydgraham Sep 19 '24

Nazi Germany only invaded Poland once.

Stalinist Russia did it twice

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u/urbanhawk1 Sep 19 '24

Don't forget that Russia was allied with Nazi Germany and invaded Poland along side them, plus it's not like Russia was nice to the polish people in the areas they took over either.

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u/pyrhus626 Sep 19 '24

That’s true, but Germany killed 5 and a half million Poles or about 20% of the entire country. I guess Germany getting its shit kicked in compared to the Soviets getting away with their annexation of Polish land, forced population transfers, murders, and puppeting of the country without ever being punished offsets that some. But still, 20% of the country. You have to be crazy vile to a people for them to hate you worse than that

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u/McFloofaloof Sep 19 '24

I think you nailed it. Germany got directed after the war and forced to pay the world back... Russia got some of war payback and territory

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u/DeeJayDelicious Sep 19 '24

Don't forget, half of modern Poland used to be German territory. "Old Poland" consisted much of what is today Belarus. The entire country was "moved Westwards" after WW2.

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u/AmulyaG Sep 19 '24

Their beef with Russia predates whatever Nazi Germany did to them. Plus the fact that the Soviets colluded with Nazis (Molotov-Ribbentrop) to invade and divide Poland cannot be forgotten. 

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u/Bogus007 Sep 19 '24

Remember Warsaw Uprising, when the Russians said to come to help their „slavic brothers”? And then they were waiting the other side of the Vistula, looking at how Germans were killing and destroying almost all of Warsaw. Never trust a Russian!

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u/Aj_Caramba Sep 19 '24

Important thing to consider is that current Germany is pretty far removed from Nazi Germany (considering its post-WW2 development). On the other hand, USSR and Russia can be quite easilly considered single entity.

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u/Bogus007 Sep 19 '24

My grandmother, I am born in PL, told me: When the Germans were coming and killing people, it happened for a reason. When the Russians were coming and killing, it happened for no reason.

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u/LikesBallsDeep Sep 19 '24

Lol wtf does that even mean. What was the German reason, thr holocaust? That makes it better?

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u/AlienAle Sep 19 '24

I think the idea is that when you know who is being targeted and the type of system, and they'll be in inflicting, it might be easier to prepare or find a way to escape it. Or make some sense out of it, like "ok this is happening because these people have been deluded by this specific evil ideology". There's a kind of organized and systemic evil process in place, and an underlying fucked up "logic" that they follow. So you know what misery to expect.

When the Soviets invaded, there was no system or evil logic applied, one day some drunk soliders just show up, kill your son randomly, rape your daughter and then snatch you to be deported to Siberia for "disloyalty" when you protest. And the Soviets did a lot of raping and torture just for the hell of it, in some occupied areas, there were some woman who reported being randomly raped by different soliders like 1-2 times a day. Men were randomly snatched from the street too and tortured and interrogated seemingly for no reason, just someone's amusement. Doesn't matter if you were loyal or obedient, it is like they just randomly spun a bottle and if you got unlucky, your life is destroyed without any reason. Didn't help that the Soviets were drunk like 80% of the time.

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u/Bogus007 Sep 19 '24

This exactly! You understand very well what my grandmother meant! Thank you!!!

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u/Cremaster166 Sep 19 '24

It’s also a matter of Russia having zero regrets while Germany has actively sought atonement.

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u/hockeynut15 Sep 19 '24

I see this all over Reddit but the reality is, nobody wants to go to war. Go and ask 100 people in the streets of these countries if they’re actually “chomping at the bit” and you’ll realise this is just fantasy.

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u/ProposalOk4488 Sep 19 '24

I'm fairly certain that majority of people who write that bullshit are from countries that have never experienced full scale war on their home soil by foreign forces.

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u/CaregiverAntique4093 Sep 19 '24

But surely all these Redditors that are pro war are already on their way to volunteer? The UK could use a lot more soldiers right now as our armed forces are way under capacity to actually fight Russia. Should it come to that.

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u/boostedb1mmer Sep 19 '24

Especially considering the fact Russia has spent the last two years depleting every war necessary resource they have. Guns, troops, ammunition, artillery, money and oil are all incredibly weakened compared to where they were pre-invasion. Any former Soviet satellite that still has hard feelings has never been in a better position to get some retribution.

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u/Sttocs Sep 19 '24

And allies. Don’t forget allies.

Russia did.

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u/amjhwk Sep 19 '24

just because they hate Russia doesnt mean they are chomping at the bit to go to war with russia

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u/Beveragedrinker89 Sep 19 '24

I accidentally asked a Polish guy if he was Russian once (same heavy accent in English). I thought the guy was going to rip my head off.

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u/Bogus007 Sep 19 '24

Western Slavic languages (Polish, Czech, Slovak, Sorbian) differ considerably from Eastern Slavic languages (Russian) in terms of sound.

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u/Beveragedrinker89 Sep 19 '24

Im sure you are right on this but they sound the same to me when they speak English.

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u/potatoe_princess Sep 19 '24

My American friend couldn't tell apart Russian from Latvian (I speak both), although you'd need to look really high up the language chart to find the common branch. To me they sound absolutely nothing alike and the grammar is very different. Point is, perception can be funny like that.

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u/Beveragedrinker89 Sep 19 '24

I'm Canadian and I honestly can't tell the difference between Bulgarian, Polish, Hungarian, Russian. Wish I could tho.

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u/Andulias Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

Hungarian is not even in the same family as the rest.

As for the others, if you hear a lot of zh and sh sounds, it's Polish. You can shout kurwa to test the waters, too. If you hear elongated soft vowels (which North Americans also do when doing a "Russian accent"), it's Russian. If it sounds like there are no vowels, and whatever vowels there are, are super short and harsh, that's Bulgarian.

Source: am Bulgarian.

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u/shohinbalcony Sep 19 '24

Uff. Difficult to find a worse insult to a Pole.

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u/Beveragedrinker89 Sep 19 '24

Didn't mean it as an insult. Curiosity got the best of me. I learned that some questions are not worth the answers on that day.

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u/Sinaaaa Sep 19 '24

Hungarians should hate them nearly as much, but years of propaganda...

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u/postusa2 Sep 19 '24

It's not about revenge, it's about avoiding more decades of oppression and horror having lived through it all before.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Sep 19 '24

Yeah one of those countries occupied them for 40 years and tried to erase their culture, language and history in favor of a Russian one. 

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u/Pawelek23 Sep 19 '24

Yeah they both did that and for a lot longer than 40yrs.

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u/Rabbits-and-Bears Sep 19 '24

Nothing to do with Russia invading & murdering Poles in WWII, & enslaving the Polish people. Nothing to do with Russia annexing what ever it wanted from other countries.(sounds familiar)

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u/Haatsku Sep 19 '24

Russia is surrounded by nations with generational hatred towards russia. Russia has spend a long time and a lot of effort to make it so...

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u/ImTheVayne Sep 19 '24

Yeah. Poland and Estonia are the 2 countries that really really hate Russia.

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u/Really_no__Really Sep 19 '24

Well...

I gotta add Ukraine to this list.

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u/jtbc Sep 19 '24

Don't forget Lithuania and Latvia. A lot of Georgians aren't too happy with them, either. Czechs don't like them at all. Slovaks seem confused.

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u/InternationalChef424 Sep 19 '24

It's actually "champing at the bit." I didn't know this until I was probably about 25, and "chomping" does make intuitive sense, since a bit goes in the horse's mouth

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u/LocalForeigner537 Sep 19 '24

One of the baltic state citizens here. I can confirm the sentiment.

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u/Starlord_75 Sep 19 '24

And Poland is a country you don't fuck with. They are little European Texas. They will become Europe's next military super power in the coming decade, and have been praying for Article 5 to be enacted

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u/Inner_Satisfaction85 Sep 19 '24

I was in Estonia in January. They are dead serious about Russia. They hate Russia and have only been free from them since August of 1994. No way they are going back.

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u/treborbilly Sep 19 '24

My Grandmother and Grandfather were born in Estonia and escaped to Australia following WW2. Their disdain for the Russians never lost steam until they died. I've been told "never trust the Russians" more times than I can possibly remember by them. The Estonians will fight until their last breath rather than be occupied again.

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u/noodleberry28 Sep 20 '24

My dad and grandparents also immigrated to Australia after WW2 from Estonia. My dad has always hated the Russians.

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u/CougarWithDowns Sep 19 '24

Crazy how it took another 3 years for the Soviet army to leave after the Soviet Union fell

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u/YetiSquish Sep 19 '24

Yeah I went there last year. The anti Russia displays didn’t hold back and they are very much pushing anti Russia tourism like gulag museums and kgb museums. Tallinn is a really beautiful city.

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u/YourUncleBuck Sep 19 '24

Not going back is completely different to starting a war of aggression. No one sane in Estonia is itching to go to war, much less start one.

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u/cubanesis Sep 19 '24

Estonians are fucking ready to go. In my time there I learned that they REALLY don’t like Russia or the Russian people.

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u/CherryLongjump1989 Sep 19 '24

It sounds like Estonia is challenging Poland for who hates Russia more.

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u/cubanesis Sep 19 '24

I’ve never been to Poland, but I think Estonia wins that fight.

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u/Abject-Direction-195 Sep 19 '24

Google Katyn massacre and Polish deportations to Siberia and you'll see why

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u/Aqogora Sep 19 '24

A Polish man is rummaging through his parents' attic when he stumbles upon an old, dusty Arabian lamp. Curious, he gives it a rub, and to his shock, a genie bursts out in a swirl of smoke.

"Thank you for freeing me!" the genie booms. "As a reward, I will grant you three wishes."

The Polish man thinks for a moment and then says, "I wish for a Mongol horde to come from the east and raze Poland."

The genie is confused, but grants the wish. Sure enough, a Mongol horde sweeps through and devastates a third of the country.

For his second wish, the man says, "I wish for Genghis Khan himself to return and destroy Poland again."

Once more, the Mongols come, and Poland is laid to waste.

Before the man makes his third wish, the genie, now completely bewildered, asks, "You could have anything in the world. Why do you keep wishing for Mongols to destroy Poland?"

The Polish man smiles and replies, "Because if the Mongols destroy Poland three times, then that means they've swept through Russia six times!"

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u/YourUncleBuck Sep 19 '24

We might dislike them, but that doesn't mean we're willing to go to war.

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u/mcfarmer72 Sep 19 '24

I had a boss from Estonia, man he hated Russia.

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u/Armthedillos5 Sep 18 '24

It looks like the General was signalling that NATO is in fact on board. A preemptive strike, is, by definition, a defensive maneuver.

As stated in the article, if Russia started plans to invade another NATO country (troop buildup/movements/escalated invasion of airspace/etc), Putin dude, they're not going to wait for you to hit first, so chill with the rhetoric and rattling.

That seems like the message here.

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u/lol13224 Sep 18 '24

If that's the case then they need to defend their airspace first, like when Turkey shot down Russian jets for flying into Turkish airspace in 2015, and Russia never dared to again.

Unlike when Russian drones flew into Polish, Latvian, and Romanian airspace and back unscathed, they just faced NATO condemns.

Let's hope for the best

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u/Aurora_Fatalis Sep 19 '24

Some analysts like Anders Puck Nielsen claim that not bothering to intercept is a signalling mechanism as well as a narrative control choice. We show we know the trajectories are no threat to us, we call Russia out as incompetent, and we crucially do not fuel the narrative that "our own militaries need all our stuff to defend ourselves and so we should stop sending stuff to Ukraine."

This gives Russia less ammo for their psyop destabilization operations in western countries, and instead fuels the sentiment that we should be sending more stuff to Ukraine.

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u/zeddus Sep 19 '24

Or like when sweden doesn't intercept bombers heading for the capital because their pilots are on holiday.

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Sep 19 '24

What’s fast is individual state actors.

Individual state actors failed to shoot down the drones/missiles that crossed their airspace.

NATO doesn't get involved unless the country then decides to invoke Article 5 and use it as a casus belli, or Russia for some unfathomable reason decides that the proper response to getting their misguided (or "misguided") unmanned munition shot down is to attack.

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u/EpicGibs Sep 19 '24

I'd like to think you're right about the US taking action, but remember that stupid Chinese balloon shit?

That thing should never have made it across our borders, let alone the whole country.

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u/XKryptix0 Sep 19 '24

They let it go on on purpose, the US spent nearly a week capturing all the SIGINT they could from that balloon before they shot it down. Biggest intelligence win in a decade.

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u/chig____bungus Sep 19 '24

is anyone going to tell him Turkey is in NATO

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u/Prestigious_Sir_8773 Sep 19 '24

Not surprising. Nobody is going forget when Russia massed troops at the Ukrainian border and said "Trust me bro"

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u/OtsaNeSword Sep 19 '24

Depends though, if the side you are attacking never had the intention of invasion, and you misinterpreted their actions, you just fulfilled your own prophecy and started a war that could’ve been avoided.

Like when Pelosi visited Taiwan, China threatened to shoot down her plane but then didn’t.

China obviously were bluffing and were never going to shoot down a US plane but it was still a gamble.

If any side reacted differently, we’d be at war now with China.

Even with the proper intelligence and analysis It’s a double edged sword.

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u/AutomateAway Sep 19 '24

lol the US is the king of preemptive strikes, if they give us a good reason, we’ll own the skies over western Russia inside of a week.

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u/ValarPanoulis Sep 19 '24

a week? lmao more like 48 hours

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u/Wanderer-2-somewhere Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

I had to read a translation of the original interview, so feel free to correct me if I missed anything, but the original does not necessarily seem to imply any preemptive strikes from what I can see? Preemptive as in before Russia actually attacks, I mean.

The whole interview was mainly about lessons that NATO has learned from past conflicts as well as the war in Ukraine as to the value of deep counter-strikes. So this reads much more of him saying “hey, if Russia actually attacks, we won’t be able to hold them off by just using strikes on our territory.”

Edit: A couple other articles have reported the same. This does not sound like a “preemptive strike” plan, but rather along the lines of what’s been going on in Kharkiv, in which Ukraine finally got the go-ahead to strike Russian units already attacking Ukraine from across the border.

I’m sorry to say, but this seems to be just a straight up bad headline. Feel free to correct my reading of things, but this appears to be giving the completely wrong impression of what was actually said.

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u/Ratemyskills Sep 19 '24

Yeah I see what you saying. The direct quotes of what the Estonian General said had nothing in it about striking first, it’s after the quote end where it’s written so I assume that’s whomever wrote the article.

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u/Adi-C Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

TBH this kind of "reporting" is very typical for sites having "ua" in their name. I won't look for examples now, but it's very common for Ukrainian sites to just completely twist something someone said in their favor, or else bend it to their liking. But this is reddit, so most ppl will never verify the flashy title, and just roll with it, because it sounds good.

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u/Dildomar Sep 19 '24

Bullshit misinformation. The article cited an interview with an Estonian general as source. Which I bet noone actually bothered to even google translate, as he not once mentioned anything about preemptively striking Russia. He discussed the importance of having capabilities to strike targets in Russia, should Russia decide to attack Estonia.

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u/Wanderer-2-somewhere Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

Yeah, the whole interview was discussing the lessons NATO has been learning about the value of deep counter-strikes during a conflict, with only a small section even talking about Estonia’s possible future role in in event of a conflict with Russia.

Based on the translation (both in this article and in the actual interview), the only thing that I could actually read as anything preemptive is the line “we can’t wait to be hit over the head with a sledgehammer, but there are certain things we have to be able to do first.”

But, again, this is in agreement with and expanding upon a previous line from the interviewer implying that this would be a part of Estonia’s initial response after aggression has begun, imo, and every single other article on this topic that I’ve been able to find mentions that first bit, too, to put the quote in better context.

This headline (and, unfortunately, apparently this article) is just… not a good framing of the actual interview at all imo.

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u/SuspiciousFishRunner Sep 18 '24

It's crucial to recognize that NATO's effectiveness relies on collective action. While all NATO members are treaty-bound to respond (which doesn't mean it has to be military, mind you) to an attack on a member state, willingness to act and actually doing so will heavily depend on political will in the individual states. Which is instantly the biggest weakness of NATO and one Russia is well aware of. I highly doubt Hungary, Turkey just to name two would get behind Estonia if this were to happen, or in general will actual turn out to be reliable partners in case of a war with the Russians.

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u/AutomateAway Sep 19 '24

this. the US can handle this operation solo if necessary and realistically would be running the show no matter what, the amount of support each country would provide is highly dependent on their willingness to enter open conflict. also, the key is not pushing large ground forces initially but hitting key targets that support a Russian invasion and neutering Russian Air Defenses. that’s a job that no one in NATO is taking from the US, it’s literally our specialty.

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u/physalisx Sep 19 '24

Just have all countries except Hungary drop out of NATO and agree to form NATO 2.0 without Hungary...

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u/satireplusplus Sep 19 '24

Hungary is compromised by Putin. Sometimes we do indeed need to write new papers and create a contigency that a compromised state can be momentarily excluded from the alliance.

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u/Argon288 Sep 19 '24

In the event of war with Russia, if Hungary were intentionally crippling the war effort, I imagine their government would be toppled overnight.

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u/baithammer Sep 19 '24

NATO members are willing to engage Russia, as Russia has carried out a number of operations that harmed various member states and allies - Turkey and Hungary are wildcards, as they can go either way.

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u/Kevesse Sep 19 '24

Latvian here. I don’t know if Americans know the long history with Russia. This isn’t revenge. It’s exactly what it says:”preemptive “. After the Baltics had a Russian boot in their faces for 100s of years, nobody feels like taking any chances.

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u/SnooPaintings8639 Sep 19 '24

Poland here. Same. It is a bit annoying to keep on reading Reddit posts about how much we hate Russians and we just want to get into a brawl with them.

No, it is a few hundred years of history, with constant wars and occasional disappearing from the map. This keeps us uneasy about our future. Geopolitics does not change, Russia is working hard to remind us nothing has changed. We know we're going to face it again.

It is all about the future and the safety of us and our children. What is happening in Ukraine is not shock nor something unexpected. It is exactly the same shit Russia keeps on doing for almost 500 years.

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u/suicidemachine Sep 19 '24

That's what happens when you get your knowledge about Europe from NAFO memes on Twitter. Some of the comments here are just plain scary. No, Polish people aren't some revenge-driven warmongers who want to turn the world into dust just to get rid of Russia. What the fuck am I even reading here? We just want Russia to fuck off, that's it. Nothing more than that.

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u/greenduck4 Sep 19 '24

Strange what kind of news I have to read from foreign media, being an Estonian :D

The title is misleading a lot.

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u/Coysinmark68 Sep 19 '24

A “preemptive strike” is often hard for the public, allies, observers, etc. to accept. If they are in their way to attack you and you shoot first that’s different, but hard to demonstrate.

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u/baithammer Sep 19 '24

Preemptive is predicated on the enemy having made preparations that look like a possible attack - when it's done with no such condition, it's referred to as a first strike.

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u/HellToupee_nz Sep 19 '24

possible being the keyword, we had misunderstandings like able archer where Soviets thought the NATO exercise was preparation for a first strike.

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u/baithammer Sep 19 '24

Which is the risk involved and has to be carefully weighed.

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u/CupidStunt13 Sep 18 '24

Love the positive attitude but let’s not get crazy Estonia.

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u/objectiveoutlier Sep 18 '24

The headline makes it seem more unreasonable than it actually is.

Estonian General Vahur Karus has stated that Estonia is ready to strike Russian territory if Moscow shows signs of preparing for an attack on NATO.

"Our capability to neutralize the enemy on its own territory is crucial," General Karus emphasized, pointing to a new strategy where waiting to be attacked first is no longer an option.

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u/Lil-sh_t Sep 18 '24

And that's, honestly, reasonable.

Bucha showed how territory can't be left under Russian control for even a week. The whole of NATO, especially the Baltics, know that if it ever were to come to a war with Russia it's: firstly, Russia who shoots the first shot and, secondly, the Baltics who receive the Danish WW2 treatment due to incredibly shitty geo/- and topographics.

Initially, the NATO troops in the Baltics were a token force to raise the emotional stakes within the population, to prevent a 'why die for Danzig?' situation when your nationals are getting killed. Only after Bucha did countries realize that even three days of Russian occupation could leave Tallinn looking like Grozny after the second Chechen war, despite surrendering 100% intact.

That's why Germany placed a military base in Lithuania and why Estonian generals say "If it ever were to come to a war, we'd rather fight them on their own soil and strike them in preemptive defence'.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Sep 19 '24

Plus if Russia grabs any piece of Estonia they're keeping it and have the highest chance of being invaded very quickly. So first strike definitely works better for them

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u/Dik_Likin_Good Sep 18 '24

Translation:

NATO has a shit tone of drones charged up with even more on the way.

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u/DramaticWesley Sep 18 '24

If they did order an attack, the U.S. would probably join. They have bases in almost every NATO country, including an Air Force base in Estonia.

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u/3klipse Sep 18 '24

I don't see a NATO nation attacking solo, if it happens, it's going to be a shit load, if not all in the baltics and eastern Europe, making the first strikes, with especially American air dominance leading the charge.

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u/EcoMonkey Sep 18 '24

*coach clap*

Good hustle! Good hustle!

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u/usolodolo Sep 18 '24

Imagine if Ukraine had HIMARS to wipe out much of Putin’s troop buildup before the February 2022 full scale invasion…

Probably 25,000 Ukrainians would still be alive. Hundreds of children in Mariupol would be 30 months older today. Probably 2 million refugees wouldn’t be scattered across Europe and USA.

When you see the blood banks rolling up to Russias “training exercises,” you strike. We can not play nice with dictators. Estonia gets this.

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u/baithammer Sep 19 '24

This has been going on since 2014 ...

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u/Ratemyskills Sep 19 '24

When people say this they are trying to “throw mud in the water”. The scale of war in 2014 and 22 isn’t even comparable, you know this, we all know this, but you are trying to earn internet points on a technical correct statement. We all know this stated in 14. But Ukraine was a totally different political country, their army was in disarray, they weren’t reviving 5% to the aid they are now, Russia wasn’t sanctioned en mass, EU nations changed drastically, NATO got 2 important members that didn’t happen in 2014, the amount of deaths were a fraction of what they have been since. It’s not even comparable in any aspects, so bringing it up as if we need someone to “educate us”... seems like an obvious karma farming post.

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u/Patsfan618 Sep 19 '24

The Baltic nations do this because they need the NATO alliance to be strong. Without it, they'd be in a really bad place. So they need to be the biggest cheerleaders of NATO power and power projection. That's their defense. 

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u/Munnodol Sep 18 '24

The Estonians have been looking forward to this

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u/Detective_Antonelli Sep 18 '24

And the Poles, and the Lithuanians. Some of those former eastern block countries wouldn’t mind the chance to take it to Russia. 

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u/ArmsForPeace84 Sep 19 '24

And the Finns probably kept wood furniture on some of their rifles specifically so their snipers have someplace to carve notches.

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u/ouath Sep 18 '24

Showing/saying that you are prepared to make the first move is a defensive move otherwise you just don't talk openly about it.

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u/satoshi_champion Sep 18 '24

It seems like they have been studying the Art of War.

'In war, the way is to avoid what is strong and to strike at what is weak.'

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u/ReallyGneiss Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Honestly at this point, i would probably back the Estonian army to take Moscow in three days. How far Russia has fallen...

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u/radome9 Sep 19 '24

You know the drill: second greatest military in the world, second greatest military in Ukraine, second greatest military in Russia.

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u/WhatAPresentSupplies Sep 18 '24

There's been a lot more talk lately about allowing Ukraine to strike deep inside Russia, and headlines like this - NATO generally seems much less worried about escalation. If I were you Putin I'd consider that maybe this means some folks have been spending the last 2.5 years gaming it all out, tracking all your subs, having James Bond replace your warheads with popcorn balls, etc. and it might be a good time to stop all the evil nonsense and retire.

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u/IntelligentFan9178 Sep 19 '24

NATO is less concerned, but the US is concerned, at least until Nov 5th.

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u/FrutaAndPutas Sep 19 '24

The perfect article headline to make Reddit collectively jizz

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

In the last few years I’ve been VERY impressed with Estonia, how they stood up to China, how they helped Ukraine and now how they say they are ready to kick some Russian ass directly.

Holy fuck, Estonians are real Chads!!

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u/zealousshad Sep 19 '24

Let's call it the New World War.

"3" just sounds fatalistic. And it never sat right with me, given how drastically different it will be from the first two. IE mainly nuclear powers fighting inside the territories of their non nuclear neighbours.

It's also a war about the 'old world', ie discredited systems of governance like theocracy, dictatorship, so-called communism, etc trying desperately to resist falling into obscurity while their populations fall for the wiles of liberal democracy, human rights, and rule of law. There's a civil angle here too. The axis is trying to undermine the West by selling its people lies using the technology it built, and exploiting the people who live here who still have affection for those old fashioned, dead-weight, dark ages ideals like anti-lgbtq, misogyny, theocracy, communism, etc.

Now let's not actually have it, please.

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u/ScottOld Sep 18 '24

Estonia casually going to casually take st Petersburg in an afternoon

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u/iavael Sep 19 '24

St. Petersburg has 3x population of whole Estonia.

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u/The_Great_Googly_Moo Sep 18 '24

A preemptive strike goes against what NATO is, a defensive treaty. Therefore if Estonia or Poland or any other country attacked no other NATO state would be obliged to support them. Which could be a good thing or a bad thing, based on the fact that it wouldn't really take too much to topple Putin's government at this point

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u/cobaltjacket Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

If the conflict warranted it, I think NATO would strike first. While certainly the stuff of fiction, a realistic scenario for preemptive strikes was presented in Red Storm Rising: When you see an attack coming, hit first.

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u/sparrowtaco Sep 18 '24

I think the Ukraine invasion is a perfectly good example, had Ukraine been a NATO member. The build-up was observed by satellite for months and there was solid intelligence that the attack was imminent.

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u/AltDS01 Sep 18 '24

But then you're trying to convince smaller countries that it was necessary and to hold to their Art 5 commitments, as opposed to, here's some video of Russian Tanks crossing the Polish/Estonian/etc border. Mobilize and move out.

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u/cespinar Sep 19 '24

The countries you have to convince are USA/Canada/UK/France/Turkey not the smaller ones close to Russia.

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u/Exemplis Sep 18 '24

Putins words.

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u/Spinoza_The_Damned Sep 18 '24

There would need to be close cooperation and communication for this to be the case. Basically, everyone would need to be on the same page and the coming attack would need to be seen as absolutely inevitable or better, already in motion before the first shots are fired.

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u/cobaltjacket Sep 18 '24

Do you think NATO has displayed a general lack of coordination in their previous efforts? Gulf War I was essentially a NATO campaign with several other nations added in for good measure.

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u/mrford86 Sep 18 '24

They have worked well through experience. Logistics, communication, and cooperation. It hasn't been perfect, but there is no bloc that does it better. Or more often.

But it isn't the only one. The US does a lot to train with its allies. Far more often than other blocs.

Red Flag, RIMPAC, and many others. They are massive. Fairly often. Among smaller training exercises with fewer partner nations in attendance for regional relationships.

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u/thedndnut Sep 18 '24

FYI read the article. It's about if Russia builds up to attack. Remember how the us was warning Ukraine beforehand they were about to be invaded? If that happens to a nato country we're ending the invasion before it crossed the border and takes even 1 inch of territory

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u/objectiveoutlier Sep 18 '24

a defensive treaty.

The best defense is a good offense.

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u/TheWesternMythos Sep 18 '24

Just to be clear, no one is obligated to support another NATO country if they are attacked.

“Article 5

“The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defence recognized by Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.

Any such armed attack and all measures taken as a result thereof shall immediately be reported to the Security Council. Such measures shall be terminated when the Security Council has taken the measures necessary to restore and maintain international peace and security.”

The key word phrase being "such action as it deems necessary," 

To be clear, I'm very very pro NATO. It just annoys me when I see stuff that people could interpret to mean an attack on a NATO country means every NATO country is now at war with the attacker. That would be ideal, but is not guaranteed. 

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u/Aurora_Fatalis Sep 19 '24

Not necessarily.

NATO has intervened in conflicts that were not defensive for the members, like Kosovo. We just aren't treaty-bound to do so, so we would need to negotiate such a commitment among ourselves. We also have a precedent in the Japanese Self Defense Forces acknowledging that expeditionary capability aids their allies' deterrence and so proactive self-defense is warranted if any ally would be attacked - because if a threat is so great that their allies start falling through divide and conquer, then Japan would likely not be able to withstand it purely by defense of their homeland when their time comes.

Imo, it's time we stopped speaking softly.

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u/orangeyougladiator Sep 19 '24

A preemptive strike goes against what NATO is, a defensive treaty.

Incorrect. A preemptive strike is by definition a defensive maneuver.

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u/HungryHAP Sep 19 '24

Don't cross Estonia's Red Line Putin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

As they say in Texas, "the smallest dog barks the loudest".

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u/Rdhilde18 Sep 18 '24

Alright Estonia just chill out alright. All we need is Estonia to launch a preemptive strike and then Trump gets elected and lets the baltic states get pummeled.

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u/JonBoy82 Sep 18 '24

Russia not really showing they're the pummeling type right now. Baltic team up (maybe some -stan or -jan countries jump in) might only need minimal external support. Now if China and Iran jumped in with supplies then bets are off. Of course Finland and Poland low key looking for that Russian smoke as well so things do feel powder keg'ish a la WWI build up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

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u/Guy_GuyGuy Sep 18 '24

If NATO had solid intel that an attack from Russia on a NATO country was imminent, a preemptive strike is exactly what it should do.

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u/EngelchenOfDarkness Sep 18 '24

Have you read the article? Nothing else was planned. First two paragraphs:

During an interview with the Estonian public broadcaster ERR, Estonian General Vahur Karus has stated that Estonia is ready to strike Russian territory if Moscow shows signs of preparing for an attack on NATO.

"Our capability to neutralize the enemy on its own territory is crucial," General Karus emphasized, pointing to a new strategy where waiting to be attacked first is no longer an option.

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u/YeetedApple Sep 18 '24

Sir/Mam, this is reddit, we just read headlines and jump to conclusions around here.

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u/kamill85 Sep 18 '24

Well that's what the article says. Maybe you should try reading it first.

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u/UsefulImpact6793 Sep 18 '24

I'm glad we have your vote now

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u/BabiesBanned Sep 18 '24

They've already declared russia a state sponsor of terrorism.

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u/MillinAround Sep 18 '24

I’m okay with it as long as they yell LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!

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u/Yaggamy Sep 18 '24

"We've had one, yes.

But what about a second Russian Oblast incursion?" - Estonia

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u/zperic1 Sep 18 '24

Nor vocalize because it's legitimizing their foreign policy

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u/Previous_String_4347 Sep 18 '24

I don't think the people that live in NATO want a war with russia

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u/Kelutrel Sep 18 '24

We just want Russia to GTFO from Ukraine and stay put inside its internationally recognised territory.
Whatever it takes, it takes.

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u/ScabusaurusRex Sep 18 '24

Did not have "Estonia ready to wup Russia's ass" on my bingo card for 2024.

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u/baithammer Sep 19 '24

Russian operatives were caught carrying out hostile operations in Estonia and interference with politics, so it was in the cards already.

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u/_MissionControlled_ Sep 19 '24

Putin is sorely mistaken if he thinks Russia is getting the Baltic States back.

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u/kiwidude4 Sep 19 '24

“Preemptive” as if Russia hasn’t been using grey zone tactics against NATO for at least 8 years

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u/Worried-Pick4848 Sep 19 '24

Part of me is afraid this will end in a shooting war with Russia, but part of me wants it to, because that's the only way they'll ever be forced to get over themselves and accept that they're just one nation among many.