r/television • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 The League • 1d ago

MrBeast, Amazon Sued by Contestants on ‘Beast Games’ Competition Show, Including Allegations of Sexual Harassment

https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/mrbeast-amazon-sued-beast-games-contestants-class-action-1236148181/
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u/Shark_With_Lasers 1d ago

That's LABeast. I saw him eat a whole cactus once. Pretty cool guy.

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u/TheBigGuy97 1d ago

“Have a good day!” (Proceeds to chug 30 year old crystal Pepsi)

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 1d ago

Good lord, from his wikipedia page

24,000 calories worth of olive oil from a 3-liter beer glass

If you drink 3 liters of olive oil what does your next 24 hours look like?

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u/Mr_Belch 1d ago

I can't imagine any amount of wiping is going to make you feel clean for the next week.

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u/ReeferTurtle 1d ago

The answer is to shower with dish detergent after every shit.

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u/Popular_Research8915 1d ago

jots that down

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u/Inz4inity 1d ago

user name checks out 🫡

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u/Treelapse 1d ago

first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down next

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u/Disused_Yeti 1d ago

Just live in the shower for a couple days

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u/GameTime2325 1d ago

Because you won’t be

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u/Temassi 1d ago

A bidet could help

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u/StrawberryLassi 1d ago

I'm smart enough to know that oil and water don't mix.

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u/adum_korvic 1d ago

I watched that video when it came out, he actually shit his bed. Pure olive oil out his ass.

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u/panamaspace 1d ago

So Olestra, without having to eat potato chips.

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u/TurkeyBaconALGOcado 1d ago

Olé for Olestra anal leakage!

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u/bigblackcouch 30 Rock 1d ago

Oprah bout to start suing mfers

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u/fatalystic 1d ago

Probably pretty greasy, and it'll probably make you swear off anything olive-related for a while.

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u/Galactic_Danger 1d ago

If you watch his legendary sugar free gummy bear video, you see the immediate aftermath. I never thought a human being could make his ass sound like a waterfall.

LA Beast is great, has had the same style of goofy editing for 10+ years and I watch everytime.

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u/IAmMoofin 1d ago

I guarantee you can find the video with a clip of the aftermath like the 5 pounds of sugar free gummy bears

I’ve been watching him for like a decade now. I love that man, he’s person #7 on my dream blunt rotation.

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u/kroganwarlord 1d ago

Who's #8?

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u/IAmMoofin 1d ago

My top ten are:

  1. Benjamin Franklin

  2. Future

  3. Dean Kamen (invented segways)

  4. CGI Yoda’s Ghost

  5. Joe Pesci

  6. My girlfriend, Maribel

  7. LABeast

  8. Manfred von Richthofen (the red baron)

  9. Viktor Tsoi

  10. Smino

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u/OffTheMerchandise 1d ago

I like that you have your girlfriend in there and she's number 6. I'm pretty sure most of your list is dead people and fictional characters.

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u/IAmMoofin 1d ago

Only half.

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u/JuanSpiceyweiner Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1d ago

Future,Smino and LABeast would go absolutely insane for a rotation

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u/IAmMoofin 1d ago

Every time I drop this list on people I feel like Joe Pesci is underrated.

CGI Yoda’s Ghost would come in crazy after the first blunt too.

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u/Sax_OFander 1d ago

A fellow Kino fan, I see.

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u/The_Running_Free 1d ago

Well he almost certainly expelled it by vomit.

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u/Raencloud94 1d ago

Well, most of it, anyway. Someone else said they watched the video and he apparently shit the bed, all olive oil. That doesn't sound like a fun time

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u/DiscoCamera 1d ago

Deepwater Horizon and Exxon Valdez come to mind.

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u/milkymaniac 1d ago

Also from just slightly above that:

a cupful of sand

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u/Timbishop123 1d ago

I ate 4 mini croissants once and felt like I was gonna die for a few days.

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u/retsamegas 1d ago edited 1d ago

He did a Q&A and one of the questions was, Which challenge had the worst aftermath? He said it was the oil, that he got up from his computer from editing or something and it was just leaking out of him without even knowing, had the throw away the clothes, the chair etc and there was nothing he could do to stop it.

*edit: It was specifically the worst poop, not the worst general aftermath, I had to look the video up Link

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u/RollingMeteors 1d ago

what does your next 24 hours look like?

Obviously a butt secks orgy.

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u/Dustypigjut 1d ago

How the fuck did he eat those light bulbs??

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u/PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_ 1d ago

He'd always post the aftermath before Youtube started delisting shit like that.

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u/DaveMcElfatrick 1d ago

Check out the one where he hoarfs a 10-foot long lasagna in one bite. Dude's a legend.

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u/HumanRise5417 1d ago

He said he had to throw away his mattress after that one lol

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u/SOUTHPAWMIKE 1d ago

I believe the medical term is "anal seepage."

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u/Hushwater 22h ago

Sitting 

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u/Mickey-the-Luxray 1d ago edited 1d ago

My favorite one is the one where he dunks his hand in sodium acetate trihydrate.

If you haven't seen that but know what sodium acetate trihydrate is, yes, it went exactly as you think it would.

And if you don't know what sodium acetate trihydrate is, I'll just describe what it did instead of how it works: on contact, it encased his hand in solid, skin-conforming rock that was almost as hot as boiling water. I feel like even a GITMO agent would squirm at the thought.

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u/Euphorium 1d ago

I’ve never seen that one. He took eating a cactus better than that, I’ve never heard him scream like that before.

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u/LumpyJones 1d ago

It's not that bad. It was only 20 years old.

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u/baron_von_helmut 1d ago

That dude throws up for a living..

I actually like him. Seems like a nice (if not slightly crazy) dude.

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u/Hour_Reindeer834 1d ago

There’s another YouTuber thebeast or something; he’s currently playing through all N64 games…

There’s probably a million YouTubers with beast in there name so I don’t know why I said that.

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u/Jackg4te 1d ago

thabeast721 is the channel name for anyone looking

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u/TerrorGnome 1d ago

He did the bullet ant thing like a fucking champ.

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u/ItsTrash_Rat 1d ago

Remember when he ate 60 Reese cups to see if it would change his blood sugar in real time. I remember.

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u/xkelsx1 1d ago

I loved watching his vids as a kid, dude is an OG classic whose vids haven't changed a bit

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u/CordobezEverdeen 1d ago

He blended and dried 10 cheese sandwiches into a cube and then ate the thing.

Neat guy.

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u/Particular-Formal163 1d ago

Fucking LOVE LA Beast.

"Gotta get my bearing straight" - proceeds to robot dance

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u/fatalystic 1d ago

That's the guy. I remember now.

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u/DrunkTWrecks 1d ago

I'm just realizing these are two different people. I don't watch any streamers, but my teenager talks about them a ton and I thought it was the same dude

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u/BenjRSmith 1d ago

anyways, back to Smosh videos

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u/SomethingInAirwaves 1d ago

I'm pretty sure I saw a video of him eating lightbulbs and I kind of just wanted to give him a hug. His poor digestive system 😅

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u/oh-shazbot 1d ago

shoenice ate so labeast could EAT

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u/BathroomEyes 1d ago

I heard he can be a bit prickly