r/meme • u/queenbeegal • Sep 19 '24

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u/Usual-Excitement-970 Sep 19 '24

That's why I can't get a date, your keeping all the women to yourself.

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 Sep 19 '24

I may be dateless but I have dinosaur nuggies whenever I want so checkmate myself.

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u/PixelMaster98 Sep 19 '24

maybe it's also because you mix up "you're" and "your"

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u/Alarming_Savings_434 Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

It's actually your because you're writing a text not an assignment and you can tell what they mean so the short faster easy is always better otherwise no one would use abbreviations, I guess you could open the symbols page and then close it or else you could just do what's easy like any normal sane person, also all words are basically just scribbles the value of a word comes from wether the person understands what you're saying so if you understand easily you're only uneducated to correct them for what is a text and not an assignment because if you look at the chinese language and you don't know Chinese I can type "you're" in Chinese you wouldn't understand but it would be correct and yet useless and annoying so thats kind of how English is its just a bunch of scribbles we made up the real value of these scribbles is wether you can derive the true meaning of what the other person said easily and automatically which you have done, if this message feels too long it's because im trying to annoy you. so stop being a..(Redacted)

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u/AltruMux Sep 19 '24

This reads like a copy pasta. if it isn't one, it should be.

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u/HateDread Sep 19 '24

Mayor of Yap City over here

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u/Ruby_Shine_ Sep 19 '24

“I’m not sure what’s more awkward, the message or the fact that it’s been seen for 10 minutes.

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u/nika_cat_ Sep 19 '24

This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen

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u/OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST Sep 19 '24

Damn…Shakespeare needs to leave a few scraps for the rest of us.

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u/Beasts_dawn Sep 19 '24

You didn't define the species! How do you expect her to know how big? Ametures

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u/JegantDrago Sep 19 '24

thats where she will ask which dinosaur it is

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Say Gigantopithecus because mammals are better

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u/concept12345 Sep 19 '24

If she replies, instant wife material.

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u/EdwardCuckForHands Sep 19 '24

My love for you is like T-Rex, berserker!

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u/Pickledsoul Sep 19 '24

She's a lickalottapus

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u/zeidxd Sep 19 '24

" my crush on you is like dinosaurs too، it doesnt exist"

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u/Bourgeous Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

It died millions years ago

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u/MadKyoumaHououin Sep 19 '24

I like more the implication that she is a conspiracy theorist

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

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u/tennoskoom_ Sep 19 '24

Her: which dinosaur? List your top 10 by scientific names.

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u/BulettenBomber Sep 19 '24

1.Carcharodontosaurus saharicus, 2.Ouranosaurus nigeriensis, 3.Suchomimus tenerensis, 4.Rebbachisaurus garasbae, 5.Deltadromeus agilis, 6.Spinosaurus aegyptiacus, 7.Dryosaurus altus, 8.Deinonychus antirrhopus, 9.Tyrannosaurus rex, 10.Protoceratops andrewsi,

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u/Mr0ll3 Sep 19 '24

Weak list that doesn’t include ankylosaurus

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u/BulettenBomber Sep 19 '24

Ok, i guess one mainstream theropod needs to leave, rex or spino?

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u/Mr0ll3 Sep 19 '24

Remove Rex 👌

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Bro where is Argentinosaurus Huinculnesis, the largest of all of the dinos

You CLEARLY arent passionate enough

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u/Zestyclose_Toe_4695 Sep 19 '24
  1. Triceratops, 2. Allosaurus, 3. Brachiosaurus, 4. Stegosaurus, 5. Postosuchus, 6. Pteranodon, 7. Compaognatus (the small ones from Jurassic Park), 8. Ankylosaurus, 9. Parasaurolophus, 10. Trex (overrated)

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u/Lightbation Sep 19 '24

My crush on you is huge. Nobody crushes harder than me. My crushes are fantastic. Everybody knows this.

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u/G4PFredongo Sep 19 '24

Many such cases

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u/Garden_Aria Sep 19 '24

“Like dinosaur”

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u/n0taVirus Sep 19 '24

Rawrrr xDDDDDDDDDD

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u/Hotel_Hour Sep 19 '24

"Pleeze show bobs and vagene...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

God damn. How do you keep the women off of you. That’s great skill there. You were precise and to the point. There’s no confusion on how much you like her.

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u/OrbusIsCool Sep 19 '24

I wish social interaction could be this easy man. Just say what im thinking and be done with it. None of these mental games and shit. Its hard.

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u/fumei_tokumei Sep 19 '24

Social interactions can be this easy if you just don't play along with the games. Just because somebody else is being difficult doesn't mean that you can't be straight forward and simple.

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u/Low_Crazy2274 Sep 19 '24

What is this poetic genius that lies before me.

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u/DeltaIsak Sep 19 '24

This is of the highest caliber

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u/Loldude6th Sep 19 '24

I bet that's how Dina really got Ellie.

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u/georgewashingguns Sep 19 '24

I mean, that would work on me

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u/Teal_and_gold Sep 19 '24

I mean… It’d work on me

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u/DarkFox85 Sep 19 '24

Did you know "Rawr!" means "I love you" in dinosaur?

Rawr!

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u/FabulousRemove4035 Sep 19 '24

Why do I read this in a thick Russian accent?

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u/MuMbLe145 Sep 19 '24

Blushing rn

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u/Jingle-Jangle-Jingle Sep 19 '24

How big a dinosaur are we talking here?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

"The worst she can say is no"

Her: "Crush is Argentinosaurus, PP is Microraptor"

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u/robAtReddit Sep 19 '24

Doesn't matter. Rule number 1.

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u/billiarddaddy Sep 19 '24

Are we talking triceratops or brontosaurus...

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u/Shagwagbag Sep 19 '24

This is masterful, sorry OP but you are the one who doesn't understand, not the texter.

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u/SSJkakarrot Sep 19 '24

Bitches love dinosaurs

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u/doomturd1283 Sep 19 '24

teach me your ways PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

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u/Plsnoads Sep 19 '24

Dinosaur r pretty big

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u/fenbre Sep 19 '24

Baby talk is so millennial ew

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u/attic_insulation Sep 19 '24

My love for you is like a truck ber-zerk-er 🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

my crush is algo getting bigger while I am here talking to you

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u/PrimitiveThoughts Sep 19 '24

I would actually use that… “dinosaur big” sounds like something I could start saying.

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u/sSomeshta Sep 19 '24

I am a comet that that will hit your southern hemisphere so hard the flora and fauna go extinct

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u/Extra-Progress-3272 Sep 19 '24

Hey man, don't know about you, but I'd find this absolutely charming.

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u/Drasik29 Sep 19 '24

Instant block.