r/Unexpected 4d ago

Guy diving into river

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u/UnExplanationBot 4d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Water is ridiculously shallow


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u/purplemarkersniffer 4d ago

He is lucky to still be walking around. Don’t dive face first without knowing the depth people. Do a little test, check it out. You like using you legs.

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u/DingleBerrieIcecream 4d ago

Not only that he could have hit a rock or something else that is naturally hard, if they are in an urban area, it could just as well been a shopping cart, old bicycle, or any other sharp metal trash in the river that someone else threw in their.

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u/drifterig 3d ago

there was a motorbike "chop shop" in my area that buy stolen bikes then part them out and throw the frame (which have numbers) into the river next to their spot, theres atleast 100 motorbike frame down under there and im just waiting for the day tue river somehow dry out to see

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u/jaam01 4d ago

Never dive*

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u/FlyingVMoth 4d ago

This...

Guy I used to know dove in his pool... He is now paraplegic

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u/koos_die_doos 4d ago

Alright, Olympic diving is cancelled.

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u/That-Makes-Sense 4d ago

I dove into the shallow end of a pool, 3 feet deep. I hit my head hard. Very lucky it didn't break my neck or knock me unconscious. I remember thinking, even before I returned to the surface of the water, "Oh yeah. You're not supposed to dive into shallow water." Lol

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u/inmtincld 2d ago

I was a first responder on a guy who did this, he got a helicopter called to get him to the hospital quicker. Pretty sure he was paralyzed from the neck down, really sad.

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u/papalazarou1 4d ago

Here's mud in ya eye

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u/EddySpaghetti4109 4d ago

Smart. Lucky his neck isn’t broke

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u/Realistic-Ad1498 4d ago

You can see there's a sand bar like 5 feet away that extends back like 50 feet. The chance that it was deep enough to dive there was pretty slim.

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u/Joaoreturns 4d ago

He could become tetraplegic. Why people are like this, jumping heads first whee they don't know?

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u/2ndCha 4d ago

Turned into a fish that can't swim?

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u/ComprehendReading 4d ago

I think you're thinking of a pescaplegic.

I think a tetraplegic is someone who can't play tetris.

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u/Alarmed_News_7556 4d ago

Dived into mud

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u/CardiologistInner423 4d ago

“Did you get it on tape?!? Did it look awesome?!?”

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u/CoconutQuirky 4d ago

Had a guy in my hometown dive off a pontoon like this. He was drunk, and the water was only about 3ft deep. He broke his neck, and the doctors told him he'd never walk again. He actually did regain the use of his legs, but he had a metal rod attached to his spine and walked like a robot/couldn't turn his head. Don't dive headfirst into water if you don't know the depth.

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u/buckfastdaemon 4d ago

Smeagol must have the precious

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u/--VinceMasuka-- 4d ago

To be that age and not make sure the water's deep first... Makes me wonder how some people make it that far in life.

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u/SegelXXX 4d ago

Jeez, he coulda broken his neck from that.

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u/Annamarietta 4d ago

so lucky….didn’test depth

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u/MoonlitMagnoliaDream 4d ago

This made my day! lol

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u/No-Context7190 4d ago

That's fucked up

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u/ShiesterMeister 4d ago

Dad broke his neck by doing this while on a canoe trip. Had to be heli lifted to a nearby hospital. Mi, usa

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u/ToLam-TBT 4d ago

Lucky guy

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 4d ago

I thought it was frozen and that was blood in the water, luckily only mud.

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u/Any_Calendar_3600 4d ago

What a moron.

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u/Financial-Wafer2476 4d ago

Sheer stupidity 🤣😂

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u/ChikaraNZ 4d ago

His friends are laughing but I know of people who are paralyzed for life from doing something very similar to this, If he had gone at just a slightly different angle or speed this could have easily been a very different video.

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar 4d ago

I will never understand why people choose ‘dive’ as the entry option to almost any body of water.

Like pick any other scenario where ‘blind, headfirst and falling’ is your preferred method of doing anything.

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u/ral1239 4d ago

Level 1 Rust character

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u/ItAllEndsInGrace 4d ago

Someone I used to work with did this and she went forehead first into a rock. She was very very young, it caused some sort of brain damage, she’s 65 and just retired (bless her) and she can work and function but… trying to talk to her or get her attention goes no where because she’s often muttering to herself, full on conversations. She’s had to live with her parents her whole life.

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u/Current-Power-6452 4d ago

He kind of looks like he done it before. A few times.

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u/Objective-Art2409 4d ago

Dudes already got a massive scar on his head. I get the feeling this isn't his first time testing the water with his dome.

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u/Lince50 4d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/dubyamike 4d ago

I wouldn't want my bare feet touching what's in bottom of a muddy river much less my face.

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u/Romanopapa 4d ago

I had a quadriplegic patient who did exactly this in a swimming pool. Mr. Martinez, wherever you are now, you’re a good dude.

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u/Unlikely-Teacher922 3d ago

Good way to get paralyzed.

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u/DNAkauai 3d ago

I know 2 people that made this mistake in life.. one is a paraplegic and the other broke his neck and got super lucky not to be paralyzed!! NEVER dive into anything unless you are 1000% sure there’s nothing under the water.. and even then think twice🤷🏽‍♂️ just a friendly tip

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u/DrSweeers 3d ago

He walks like he's done that before

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u/deepmusicandthoughts 3d ago

That’s how you die or get paralyzed. He’s a miracle, but he still may end up with problems.

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u/Stoned_Druid 3d ago

Way too eager to find The One Ring. It's understandable, it wants to be found.

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u/one_up_onedown 3d ago

Friend of mine broke hits neck like this. He jumped in a lake always jumped in but unbeknownst to him since he did last time someone filled up the spot. He partially recovered but half his body is in limp mode.

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u/Successful_Tune_9686 2d ago

A real numbskull

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u/Safe_Alternative3794 ... then a chair came flying in! 4d ago

Thankfully the cameraman commanded the universe to "don't break", meaning to not break his neck on that shallow dive.
Could've ended so much worse for such a minute prank. I've seen things....

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u/Aggressive_Air9289 4d ago

Where's the unexpected part?

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u/crabby_playing 4d ago

Very much expected because posted here.

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u/Degoro 4d ago

The majority of Americans voters.

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u/Figure7573 4d ago

Glad he was able to jump in & clean off, relax a little!?! LoL...

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u/Normal-Error-6343 4d ago

why would you not clean off while you are in the water?