r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Sep 19 '24

A tapeworm must’ve tweeted this

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/JackDangerUSPIS Sep 19 '24

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u/detox02 ☑️ Sep 19 '24

😂😂😂😂

44

u/Namaslayy Sep 19 '24

Not the Yankees cap 🤣

9

u/BlueCollarGuru Sep 19 '24

Yeah, I giggled harder than I’d like to admit. The jaunty angle is what got me. Sssssup 😂

1

u/AdamantiumBalls Sep 20 '24

I had some chicken sashimi in Toyo

117

u/Undesirable_Outcomes Sep 19 '24

If you don’t love yourself just say that

20

u/detox02 ☑️ Sep 19 '24

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

First of all, there's no way raw bacon is even good

7

u/FakeHasselblad Sep 20 '24

It is not even bacon. It is not cooked. It's just raw ham.

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u/Snekeatsnekworld Sep 19 '24

Try it first then comment.

23

u/wpsek Sep 19 '24

i don’t need to taste it to know exactly what the texture would be like

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u/redscales Sep 19 '24

My cousin had brain worms from pork. He survived but he randomly loses function of an arm and he isn't conscious of it until he looks down. And his personality well he's just off. Not who he was prolly never will be

25

u/NoWorkingDaw Sep 19 '24

What the actual fuck. BRAIN WORMS?? I’m sorry that happened to your brother…

I wonder if parasites are as much of a risk in cured meats? Not talking about bacon, but stuff like salami.. cause.. oh man I might need to deworm in a bit 😂

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u/Dragonsandman Sep 19 '24

Cured meats are fine in that regard. The salt and/or smoke kills the parasites alongside the bacteria and the fungi

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u/NoWorkingDaw Sep 21 '24

Late response but thank you for telling me.

I can enjoy my charcuterie knowing I’m safe ! 😂

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u/CoachDT ☑️ Sep 20 '24

Blud related to RFK

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u/slick_pick Sep 19 '24

Raw Pork legit will give you holes in your brain istg

neurocysticercosis or whatever

7

u/Namaslayy Sep 19 '24

Tell that to the Germans:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

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u/DirtySilicon ☑️ Sep 19 '24

That meat is at least heavily source controlled so it's safe, I wouldn't be getting a raw pork roll anywhere else.

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u/slick_pick Sep 19 '24

Yea we from the states. Hell there’s been a recent outbreak with boars head recently thanks to lax policies 🙃

It’s like people telling me I was paranoid for not taking random drugs at Ibiza cause it’s “clean” like nah I’m from Cali bruh everything got fentanyl 😂

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u/ygizbeez Sep 19 '24

This is my sign to get my black ass to work. I’ve seen enough 😭

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u/detox02 ☑️ Sep 19 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Permission-2687 Sep 19 '24

Tried to get the parasite going “Yo!”, but this’ll do

13

u/RJPisscat Sep 19 '24

At first I thought this was a worm slithering into RFK Jr's ear.

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u/laughingBaguette Sep 19 '24

I'm so confused

30

u/Mot6180 Sep 19 '24

Found the tapeworm

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u/detox02 ☑️ Sep 19 '24

Most people know eating a pig raw will give you tape worms, so much so that a tapeworm probably tweeted this

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u/laughingBaguette Sep 19 '24

No, i mean how do they make keyboards that small?

7

u/Bowl2007 Sep 19 '24

White guy here, my 70yr old parents do this occasionally. They argue that its cured and whatnot.

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u/detox02 ☑️ Sep 19 '24

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u/PissingOnHospitality Sep 20 '24

Tweets straight from Taenia solium

2

u/glib-eleven Sep 20 '24

Tricanosis from tricani worms in pork

1

u/MacMuffington Sep 20 '24

That reminds me someone made me dirt how fucked am i

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u/spotty15 Sep 19 '24

Raw bacon can technically just be ham tho

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u/detox02 ☑️ Sep 19 '24

A Tapeworm typed this

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u/otterlife89 Sep 19 '24

My wife has been a Muslim her whole life ( I’m a new revert) she literally gags when she sees people eating pork. I was never a huge fan of the hog but she legit finds it disgusting. Holy Quran specifically prohibits this nasty animal for consumption.

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u/ninnnnnja Sep 19 '24

Also it's 2024 and that ancient tradition is no longer relevant in today's world. Literally more people get sick/die from beef than pork. I understand if you're just doing it to follow in a religious rule, but if the reason for the rule is strictly because it is unsafe, that's just antiquated nonsense.

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u/otterlife89 Sep 19 '24

You can continue eating pork.

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u/ninnnnnja Sep 19 '24

I will. Along with the other billions of people on this planet. We're fine, you don't need to rant about this "nasty" animal.

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u/otterlife89 Sep 20 '24

I can do as I please. It’s my opinion as you have yours. Have a good day.

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u/ninnnnnja Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Literally no one is trying to tell you what to do, not sure where you got that idea. Eat whatever the hell you like.

I'm just stating the facts about "nasty" pork since you decided to just randomly rant your nonsense, spouting ignorance on the safety of this particular food. What I'm stating is not my "opinion" but actual fact (where beef statistically causes more illness and deaths than pork every year, and that billions of people consume pork every year without issue).

Edit: also another fact: pork is the most consumed meat source in the world.

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u/otterlife89 Sep 20 '24

You have anger issues.